More shark, less snark
October 10, 2008 10:18 AM Subscribe
Shark Virgin Birth! Praise Jawsus! (punchline stolen from Halcyon) Meanwhile, in Dubai, they're so rich they can focus their attention on Sammy the Shark, and a museum in Hawaii is trying to dispel fears raised by recent shark sightings with an exhibition titled "Megalodon: Largest Shark That Ever Lived". And if you always wanted a shark of your own, contact Big Al. Just remember the words of Alby Singer.
I did not know a shark baby was called a "pup." Thank you for adding to my secret cache of Jeopardy answers.
posted by Marie Mon Dieu at 10:36 AM on October 10, 2008
posted by Marie Mon Dieu at 10:36 AM on October 10, 2008
trying to dispel fears raised by recent shark sightings with an exhibition titled "Megalodon: Largest Shark That Ever Lived"
FAIL
posted by DU at 10:43 AM on October 10, 2008
FAIL
posted by DU at 10:43 AM on October 10, 2008
"How are little sharkies made?"
That what little Marky said.
His mother did not know what to say
After the virgin birth today.
She heard once of a komodo dragon
Who managed offspring without shaggin,'
And then it's said that the birth of bees is
Parthenogenesis, just like Jesus;
And you know the water flea
Has virgin births, just like the bee.
This raises questions theological,
But Marky's mother, ever logical,
Suggested to her little Mark
To pray to God, insect, and shark.
posted by Astro Zombie at 10:48 AM on October 10, 2008 [2 favorites]
That what little Marky said.
His mother did not know what to say
After the virgin birth today.
She heard once of a komodo dragon
Who managed offspring without shaggin,'
And then it's said that the birth of bees is
Parthenogenesis, just like Jesus;
And you know the water flea
Has virgin births, just like the bee.
This raises questions theological,
But Marky's mother, ever logical,
Suggested to her little Mark
To pray to God, insect, and shark.
posted by Astro Zombie at 10:48 AM on October 10, 2008 [2 favorites]
Why is it I suspect there is some aquarium keeper who's not talking?
posted by Pollomacho at 11:02 AM on October 10, 2008
posted by Pollomacho at 11:02 AM on October 10, 2008
And Jesus shark spoke to his brethren: "Live every week like it's shark week!"
posted by noriyori at 11:06 AM on October 10, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by noriyori at 11:06 AM on October 10, 2008 [1 favorite]
Christianity jumps the shark.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 11:08 AM on October 10, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 11:08 AM on October 10, 2008 [1 favorite]
You're gonna need a bigger cross.
posted by nthdegx at 11:43 AM on October 10, 2008 [5 favorites]
posted by nthdegx at 11:43 AM on October 10, 2008 [5 favorites]
Chew unto others as you would have them chew unto you.
posted by never used baby shoes at 12:18 PM on October 10, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by never used baby shoes at 12:18 PM on October 10, 2008 [1 favorite]
It will only be a Jesus shark if it raises itself from its stillborn state.
posted by oneironaut at 1:31 PM on October 10, 2008
posted by oneironaut at 1:31 PM on October 10, 2008
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