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kittens inspired by kittens [Warning: SLYT, high-pitched child, potentially scripted non sequiturs]
posted by defenestration (40 comments total) 3 users marked this as a favorite

 
Geeesh. Clawingly annoyingly.
posted by ericb at 2:48 PM on February 16, 2009


Kittens. Is there anything they can't do?
posted by longsleeves at 2:48 PM on February 16, 2009


"I'm her mom!" "No she's not!"
posted by smackfu at 2:51 PM on February 16, 2009


"I am sooo last week!"
posted by nasreddin at 2:51 PM on February 16, 2009 [7 favorites]


Bow-wow chicka bow-wow? Kid's been watching too much porn. <>
posted by cjorgensen at 2:53 PM on February 16, 2009


This was inevitable. As was this. (NSFW) Please forgive me.
posted by maudlin at 3:03 PM on February 16, 2009 [7 favorites]


A Clowder of Cloy. I did like the pissing sound effect though.
posted by BrotherCaine at 3:04 PM on February 16, 2009


I HAVE TO GO POTTY
posted by mr_crash_davis mark II: Jazz Odyssey at 3:05 PM on February 16, 2009


This is why I don't have kids. At least I can stop a YT video.
posted by desjardins at 3:16 PM on February 16, 2009 [4 favorites]


Eponysterically grating...

GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!
*CRASH*
posted by electronslave at 3:19 PM on February 16, 2009


As an old favorite website of mine used to say about itself:
"Another waste of space on the 'net."
posted by Chan at 3:21 PM on February 16, 2009


The Kittens / Bale mashup is highly entertaining! The original lasted all of three seconds on my screen.
posted by sektah at 3:34 PM on February 16, 2009


She is so enthusiastic I can only assume she isn't a member here.
posted by srboisvert at 4:10 PM on February 16, 2009 [3 favorites]


At first I was all "WTF?!" Then I chuckled. Then a creeping feeling of inexorable dread washed over me and I began to despair of the world and the future and I knew, in the core of my shivering, embattled soul, that the universe was cold and empty except for hideous, immense, eternal beings who do not notice our existence and will destroy us without a thought like gods of old, Ba'al, Chalmecatl and Wodan, who people tried to appease with human flesh. Then the video ended and I felt better. I think I'll go have a cupcake now. Mmmm... cupcakes.
posted by Kattullus at 4:25 PM on February 16, 2009


In the case of the kittens/Bale mashup, I'm in complete agreement with Bale. I want that kid off my fucking internet.
posted by orme at 5:31 PM on February 16, 2009


The internet is the best thing that ever happened to cats.
posted by rageagainsttherobots at 5:41 PM on February 16, 2009 [2 favorites]


Then why do they keep walking in front of my monitor to prevent me from seeing it?
posted by desjardins at 5:42 PM on February 16, 2009


Oh yes, she's the broadcaster fired by LOLcats for saying "bao wow bao wow chica!" in the video, without first getting licensing permission from Michael Jackson, Rihanna, and Manu Dibango.
posted by terranova at 5:45 PM on February 16, 2009


Then why do they keep walking in front of my monitor to prevent me from seeing it?

It's a gentle reminder to their staff not to be distracted from their primary responsibilities.
posted by BrotherCaine at 5:51 PM on February 16, 2009


=^..^=

I'm bored.
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 5:57 PM on February 16, 2009


Kattullus: "At first I was all "WTF?!" Then I chuckled. Then a creeping feeling of inexorable dread washed over me and I began to despair of the world and the future and I knew, in the core of my shivering, embattled soul, that the universe was cold and empty except for hideous, immense, eternal beings who do not notice our existence and will destroy us without a thought like gods of old, Ba'al, Chalmecatl and Wodan, who people tried to appease with human flesh. Then the video ended and I felt better. I think I'll go have a cupcake now. Mmmm... cupcakes."

Hey, can I steal this comment and use it forever?
posted by Science! at 6:06 PM on February 16, 2009 [1 favorite]


MetaFilter: At least I can stop a YT video.
posted by bpm140 at 6:11 PM on February 16, 2009


Yeaaaa-yea.
posted by pernoctalian at 6:17 PM on February 16, 2009 [2 favorites]


The internet is the best thing that ever happened to cats.

Oh man, you have NO idea how much teh internets adores cats.

That aside, this girl is going to marry David After Dentist.
posted by spec80 at 6:22 PM on February 16, 2009 [1 favorite]


ah the link to "oh man" is NSFW
posted by spec80 at 6:23 PM on February 16, 2009


Oh man, you have NO idea how much teh internets adores cats.

Wow. I really, really regret seeking out and watching that video just now.
posted by damn dirty ape at 6:47 PM on February 16, 2009


80 times better than Coraline.
posted by unknowncommand at 8:14 PM on February 16, 2009


"move down to his feet."
posted by lone_one at 8:33 PM on February 16, 2009


It would have been a lot better if she used LOLSpeak.
posted by mike3k at 8:50 PM on February 16, 2009


KITTENS KITTENS KITTENS!
posted by Artw at 10:22 PM on February 16, 2009


This girl is the embodiment of ALLCAPS. Now when I read ALLCAPS, I hear her ALLCAPSVOICE. It improves everything.

IM GOING TO THE SUPERMARKET!
CAN YOU GET ME SOME MILK?
NO I CAN'T!

Or:

I'm afraid the test results aren't good...
AREN'T THEY?!
No...
AT LEAST THAT EXPLAINS THIS!
Explains what?

[move down to his feet]

TSSSSSSSSS
posted by so_necessary at 11:14 PM on February 16, 2009


I'm surprised by the hate, I thought it was cute, when I saw it last week.
posted by delmoi at 11:57 PM on February 16, 2009


Cute. I laughed.
Also, WTF is wrong with you people?
posted by archagon at 12:22 AM on February 17, 2009


I had that exact same KITTENS book when I was a wee bairn and my older brother threw it out, along with a bag of my most beloved stuffed animals. Is there any punishment suitable for such a crime?
posted by emhutchinson at 6:57 AM on February 17, 2009


I have cassette tape recordings I made at that age, and I've listened to them recently. Gotta say... for all of you who are going on about how annoying she is? If you went back in time you might just be surprised to discover you weren't much different. Little girls in front of a recording device are the living EMBODIMENT of all caps, people. It's their *job*.

I liked the pissing sound effect too. That was a nice detail.
posted by miss lynnster at 7:53 AM on February 17, 2009


Hell, that's the reason that I Want kids.

Scripted or not, Pure Win

although that AXE commercial reference was a little creepy
posted by djrock3k at 9:31 AM on February 17, 2009


Gotta say... for all of you who are going on about how annoying she is? If you went back in time you might just be surprised to discover you weren't much different.

Oh, I know I was annoying, up until I was 25 or so. It's a miracle someone didn't push me off a bridge.
posted by desjardins at 10:42 AM on February 17, 2009


Gotta say... for all of you who are going on about how annoying she is? If you went back in time you might just be surprised to discover you weren't much different.

By back in time you mean scrolling up in this thread right?
posted by srboisvert at 11:29 AM on February 17, 2009 [2 favorites]


Science!: Hey, can I steal this comment and use it forever?

Yes. If you do, please use it as a comment to a video as incongruous as humanly possible :)
posted by Kattullus at 11:36 AM on February 17, 2009


jengacat is vigilant
posted by Rhomboid at 4:07 AM on February 18, 2009


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