Cats Don't Care

March 8, 2009 10:29 AM

Cats Don't Care
posted by vronsky (57 comments total)

Looks just like my house.
posted by Asbestos McPinto at 10:31 AM on March 8

Your house is made up of black and white lines?
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 10:33 AM on March 8

Your house has a strange man sitting on the toilet?
posted by game warden to the events rhino at 10:34 AM on March 8 [2 favorites has favorites]

I no can haz grammar?
posted by orthogonality at 10:36 AM on March 8

For all the Strunk and White fans out there, the cat owns his or her indifference.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 10:38 AM on March 8 [4 favorites has favorites]

LOLAMIRITE

If you're going to do a ridiculously thin post, at least have the decency to link to the proper page.
posted by mkultra at 10:38 AM on March 8 [5 favorites has favorites]

If this cartoon had captions:

"What am I going to do about Marsha?"
"What am I going to do about my job?"
"What am I going to do about having to go see my parents?"

CAT enters.

CAT: "Why are you pooping in my Magic Water hole?"
posted by Lipstick Thespian at 10:40 AM on March 8 [39 favorites has favorites]

Apostrophe abuse! Guards, after him!
posted by Hildegarde at 10:40 AM on March 8

I have no idea how that got there. Seriously.
posted by vronsky at 10:46 AM on March 8

Strangely, my cat does care. I close the bathroom door now because he will bite my legs if I don't.
posted by Houyhnhnm at 10:46 AM on March 8 [1 favorite has favorites]

Well, that's an unusually high ratio of words in FPP:words in link.
posted by Clandestine Outlawry at 10:47 AM on March 8

Apathetic lookin' ass kitty
posted by louche mustachio at 10:49 AM on March 8 [10 favorites has favorites]

You know that odd dance that bees do when they find a good source of pollen and want to let the rest of the hive know? My cat does that when I am taking a leak.

Walks up to the toilet, turns, shakes his little cat butt vigorously, turns, repeat. Nothing comes out of him, although sometimes I piss on his tail by accident.

Cats.
posted by halcyon_daze at 10:51 AM on March 8 [2 favorites has favorites]

I once lived with a cat that would paw angrily at the door if you DIDN'T let him in to visit while you were doing your business.
posted by availablelight at 10:55 AM on March 8 [2 favorites has favorites]

Dogz rule.
posted by netbros at 10:58 AM on March 8

Animals
by David Byrne and Talking Heads

I'm mad
And that's a fact
I found out
Animals don't help
Animal think
They're pretty smart
Shit on the ground
See in the dark.

I know the animals
Are laughing at us
They don't even know
What a joke is
I won't follow
Animal's advice
I don't care
If they're laughing at us.
posted by koeselitz at 11:01 AM on March 8 [3 favorites has favorites]

Made me laugh. I've shared an experience strikingly similar to this in AskMeFi :)
posted by jeffmik at 11:03 AM on March 8

WET WET HO
posted by lizzicide at 11:04 AM on March 8

I found some to be moderately amusing, which is about all I ever expect from a web comic.
posted by cjorgensen at 11:08 AM on March 8

How long before someone produces Cats Don't Care Minus Cats?
posted by grouse at 11:08 AM on March 8 [2 favorites has favorites]

I once lived with a cat that would paw angrily at the door if you DIDN'T let him in to visit while you were doing your business.

Yep. My cats both peer under the door and stick their paws under it, or meow plaintively until you come out. Doors are not supposed to be shut. My mom, who has witnessed this, says that they act just like us when we were two years old. Except, you know, as cats instead of humans.
posted by anthy at 11:13 AM on March 8 [1 favorite has favorites]

I liked this one.
posted by farishta at 11:20 AM on March 8

Has Flash Friday been augmented with Toilet Sunday?
posted by Joe Beese at 11:25 AM on March 8

I don't have a cat so I don't have any funny stories about what happens when I do something and then my cat does something funny in response to that thing I did and then I tell people about it on the internet.
posted by drjimmy11 at 11:32 AM on March 8 [6 favorites has favorites]

I have no amusing cat anecdote to comment about in lieu of discussing the link.
posted by TwelveTwo at 11:33 AM on March 8

Cats Really Don't Care [via reddit]
posted by birdherder at 11:37 AM on March 8 [9 favorites has favorites]

this is funny
posted by leibniz at 11:56 AM on March 8

I always bring something to read and just ignore the cat. They hate that.
posted by Sailormom at 11:57 AM on March 8

Okay...what's the best part about marrying a panda bear?

Glad to see this comic is getting a post to the front page, if small. A lot of his stuff is simple and hardhitting. The humor is great, but there are also more serious diary-esque ones. The archives are short, and I highly recommend them.
posted by stresstwig at 12:08 PM on March 8

It's funny 'cause it's true.
posted by Green Eyed Monster at 12:16 PM on March 8

I like to this that the door was closed and locked, and the cat's been in there the whole time.

Kind of puts a nice bow on the whole package.
posted by aftermarketradio at 12:20 PM on March 8

MetaFilter: You know that odd dance that bees do when they find a good source of pollen and want to let the rest of the hive know?
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 12:29 PM on March 8 [10 favorites has favorites]

Whoa! It's like some weird-ass synthesis of xkcd and Perry Bible.
posted by archagon at 12:37 PM on March 8

"I don't have a cat so I don't have any funny stories about what happens when I do something and then my cat does something funny in response to that thing I did and then I tell people about it on the internet."

Sucks to be you.
posted by vronsky at 1:38 PM on March 8 [1 favorite has favorites]

PBF - humor - thought provoking - effort = weak FPP.
posted by Xezlec at 1:47 PM on March 8 [2 favorites has favorites]

The smelly dog who pooed
Has spied me in the nude
posted by UbuRoivas at 1:52 PM on March 8

Ouch.
posted by Rhaomi at 2:31 PM on March 8

Cats also don't care if you fart in bed.
posted by Surfurrus at 2:44 PM on March 8

That's exactly what my cat does. When my pants are at my ankles like that, he likes to crawl into them and lay there. When I want to get up & chase him out, he gets mad.
posted by mike3k at 3:49 PM on March 8

My enjoyment of the cartoon is not about the cat. I love the off center originality of the artist. Im a cartoonist from "not the old school.".but between conventional and wacked out
I love to see innovations . Thanks for leading me to this guy's site.
Im now working on a new character "Mitzi The Attack Poodle"(this isnt a commercial plug Pepsi thing) Im shooting for a new direction with her psychopathic violence and anarchy.
posted by Palmerpoodles at 5:43 PM on March 8

Cats also don't care if you fart in bed.

True, but accidentally move your foot a twentieth of an inch and they will bolt from the room - via your face - as if stabbed with a hot poker.
posted by turgid dahlia at 6:33 PM on March 8 [2 favorites has favorites]

Yep, that's my cat.
posted by kellytom382 at 6:53 PM on March 8

Terrific comic strip. Thanks for the link!
posted by You Should See the Other Guy at 7:08 PM on March 8

But the cat does care. Concerned because it heard no movement in the bathroom, it ventured in to check on Mr. No-Fiber-in-the-Diet.
posted by terranova at 7:09 PM on March 8

This comic gets even better when I play Casiotone for the Painfully Alone along with it.
posted by adipocere at 8:06 PM on March 8 [1 favorite has favorites]

Polar Bears Don't Care.
posted by Effigy2000 at 9:40 PM on March 8

^ Lots of blood.
posted by special-k at 9:54 PM on March 8

Polar Bears Don't Care.

Oh man PETA is gonna be pissed.
posted by nola at 10:18 PM on March 8

Brian Posehn has a story about how his wife was once using the facilities, and the facilities had no door because it was an as-yet unfinished house. Their puppy ran right in there. And licked her area.
posted by ignignokt at 10:36 PM on March 8

"Your house is made up of black and white lines?" Almost.
posted by marvin at 11:42 PM on March 8 [3 favorites has favorites]

Polar bears are indeed murderous thugs.
posted by Burhanistan at 7:16 AM on March 9

my toddler also doesn't care
posted by fancyoats at 7:59 AM on March 9

Our cats used to do this kind of thing all the time untill we decided to use the bathroom as an area to quarantine some small finches before we put them in our big kitty-proof cage. If a cat manages to get in, he'll wander around just thrilled to be in the forbidden room until one of the birds flutters its wings and then it becomes a draw between the desire to stay in the room with you as a captive audience to provide him ear scratching, or the urge to get right up to that little cage and terrorize some birdies.

Oddly, scratches almost always win out.
posted by quin at 9:25 AM on March 9

Cats also don't care if you fart in bed.

Tell that to Mitten - the instant way to get her to scram my wife and I want to fool around is to break wind. Which also makes said wife no longer interested.

Cats always win.
posted by Twicketface at 10:29 AM on March 9 [1 favorite has favorites]

My cat does this, but then as soon as I flush the toilet, she bolts as if the giant water monster was coming after her. Every day she stares down her demon... and loses.
posted by grapefruitmoon at 12:13 PM on March 9

this is cute. and I enjoyed his playing around with color, e.g. Some of them are funny and some are a little too self-consciously ... hipsterish/ sarcastic...
I feel like I've seen stuff he's drawn before, though I don't remember where exactly. I bet he could do a pretty good graphic novel though.
posted by mdn at 2:33 PM on March 9

All four of my cats do this. And the dog.

Yes, it gets crowded.
posted by deborah at 12:40 PM on March 11