the sight of the well-attired strolling on perfectly kept greens [is] at least [a] inherently pleasurable activity...
4) And then there is the question of gender. I know my daughter will kick me when she reads this, but soccer is a game for girls. Girls are too smart to waste an entire day playing baseball, and they do not have the bloodlust for football. Soccer penalizes shoving and burns countless calories, and the margins of victory are almost always too narrow to afford any gloating. As a display of nearly death-defying stamina, soccer mimics the paradigmatic feminine experience of childbirth more than the masculine business of destroying your opponent with insurmountable power.
"He co-founded the Christian Vegetarian Association (ChristianVeg.com), but was removed from his position as co-chairman in 2006 after writing several articles in which he admitted to eating meat occasionally, while promoting vegetarianism."
"He also discusses the role of deafness in Christian history and various theological debates over the question of how God created the world through sound. He ends that book talking about wordless music and the decline of authenitc vocalization in rock and roll, so it was a natural progression to turn Bob Dylan in his next book ..."
Joke or not joke, this piece of writing sucks shit on every level except that all the words appear to be spelled correctly.
posted by josher71 at 7:05 PM on March 12
« Older A Handy Guide to What the Hell Just Happened in Da... | Talent-show Filter:... Newer »
This thread has been archived and is closed to new comments
Buy a Shirt