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posted by cthuljew (27 comments total) 3 users marked this as a favorite

 
AWESOME.

Now I will give him a trreat.
posted by mwhybark at 11:06 PM on March 15, 2009


his name is dog
posted by mwhybark at 11:09 PM on March 15, 2009


That poor, damaged dog...
posted by gc at 11:21 PM on March 15, 2009


Why were these so funny? It wasnt because of the awful fake accent, that is for sure.
posted by Mizu at 11:35 PM on March 15, 2009


THought about narrator's (creator's) "accent". I bet it's put on. I know my accents pretty well, and besides, only a fully culturally American (with the full enchantment in place) would even have such a completely dumb idea as to mumble on and on disingenuously about the aesthetic implication of there being a dog standing a few feet away staring (lovingly, of course, as all dogs do). The whole time, that phony accent drove me away. To Mwhybark: I say it's only half an "AWESOME" because it's half ruined by that idiot. If he were not yakking with his foolish accent I'd say 100%, since I love dogs.
posted by yazi at 11:35 PM on March 15, 2009


This makes my gorge rise.
posted by tellurian at 11:54 PM on March 15, 2009


Been there, done that.
posted by louche mustachio at 12:05 AM on March 16, 2009 [1 favorite]


That is a Good dog, though. Good BOY. *treathug*
posted by louche mustachio at 12:21 AM on March 16, 2009


This is the advantage of having English as a second language. Noone fakes an accent badly enough for me to notice.
posted by Harald74 at 12:28 AM on March 16, 2009


Who is "Noone"; sounds like a pretty cool guy.
Otherwise, I perhaps don't get what you were trying to say about my hilarious comment. That your own??? English is a second-language? Thus, you can't tell when a dummed down American is trying something with language that his poor enchanted brain is not equipped for?
If so, you are lucky, then, my newly arrived potential Uh-merruh-kuhn. (I wish I really knew IPA well enough to transcribe the sound the poor savage native speakers make when they try to say that word. It's part of life here, now: the enchantees can't handle more than about 3 vowels: uh, err, aww.) So, Harald, if you're from let's say England or Italy, do me proud and keep a nice repertoire of about 15-20 vowels. (We'll work on consonants later.)
posted by yazi at 12:39 AM on March 16, 2009


OK, Jessamyn. I won't say any more here.
posted by yazi at 12:40 AM on March 16, 2009


The poor dog acts like a German or Swiss dog. No enthusiasm and strong obedience. At least, in the first two episodes. Not interested enough to view further.
posted by Goofyy at 12:53 AM on March 16, 2009


Dude yells at his dog for no reason. That's a dick move.
posted by ursus_comiter at 1:11 AM on March 16, 2009 [4 favorites]


Sounds like the guy is channeling Group X [songs in the videos nsfw].
posted by Grimp0teuthis at 1:37 AM on March 16, 2009


If he had picked anything other than a Borat variation, these would be really funny. As it stands, they're kind of funny I guess?
posted by Damn That Television at 2:29 AM on March 16, 2009


Yazi, I'm not sure why, but I seem to really have rubbed you the wrong way with my comment. So, I'll clarify: English is not my native language; I learned it in school. I meant English as my second language. So my point was that I happily fail to notice Australians pretending to be American, Americans pretending to be Irish or any other fake accent a native speaker decides to attempt. So I'm able to enjoy otherwise good movies where fake accents annoy you natives.

Oh yeah -- sorry about that missing space in "no one".
posted by Harald74 at 3:49 AM on March 16, 2009


Alas. [oh! for goodness sake]
posted by tellurian at 4:54 AM on March 16, 2009


Dude gets high, videotapes himself talking to his dog? Lemme check again... yep.
posted by not_on_display at 4:56 AM on March 16, 2009 [1 favorite]


Needs more Rottweiler.
posted by mannequito at 5:23 AM on March 16, 2009


hear, hear @mannequito
posted by mrzer0 at 6:00 AM on March 16, 2009


Flagged as being the stupidest thing I have ever seen on MetaFilter. And I say that as someone who is very easily entertained by dogs.
posted by Joe Beese at 7:21 AM on March 16, 2009


That is the Saddest Dog in the Entire World.

And he's trapped forever in the Saddest Video Series in the Entire World.

And I am the Saddest Metafilter User in the Entire World because I clicked on the first link and looked into the Saddest Dog's eyes and knew I could do nothing other than stop looking.

Saddest Dog in the World, one day you'll be free of the mad peer pressure of the Internet, and you and I can romp on the fine, fine sands of Afterlife Beach after we both shuffle off this mortal coil.
posted by Lipstick Thespian at 7:31 AM on March 16, 2009 [4 favorites]


Dog looks like me during my worst bouts of depression.

If I had him I'd prescribe a high dose of Petting XR™, Extra Strength Hugs Supplement™, and a daily regimen of playing in the backyard.
posted by pyrex at 9:51 AM on March 16, 2009 [1 favorite]


Ugh. His apartment is very clean though.
posted by thinkpiece at 12:25 PM on March 16, 2009


I don't get it. Can someone walk me through the joke math here?Show yr work!
posted by MeatLightning at 12:51 PM on March 16, 2009


Dog + Camera = YouTube

It's based on the LoLCat Differential Equation
posted by mannequito at 2:47 PM on March 16, 2009


I have mixed feelings about this. The dog is inside, well fed, well taken care of - has a bone, gets treats and affection. But you shouldn't make fun of your dog, man. They know.
posted by txvtchick at 4:06 PM on March 16, 2009 [1 favorite]


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