I'd go see this in a heartbeat
June 6, 2001 10:09 AM   Subscribe

I'd go see this in a heartbeat Well, maybe not. But it couldn't be worse than "The Mummy Returns".
posted by Shadowkeeper (19 comments total)

 
How disturbing is it that I was able to identify all three of the women playing The Magdalene Sisters?
posted by pnevares at 10:11 AM on June 6, 2001


Sean Connery as god totally works.
posted by amyscoop at 10:18 AM on June 6, 2001


Glad to see they obeyed the dream casting rule that at least one part must be played by Sean Connery.
posted by straight at 10:18 AM on June 6, 2001


that is so cool...
posted by mimi at 10:35 AM on June 6, 2001


Since when is Dr. Evil not eligible for a poster credit?
posted by brittney at 10:52 AM on June 6, 2001


I think DeNiro would have made a better John the Baptist. And, perhaps, Joe Pesci as Judas?

Clooney as Moses is the funniest thing I've read all week.
posted by goto11 at 11:12 AM on June 6, 2001


Is that ZZ Top as the Magi?
posted by jpoulos at 11:28 AM on June 6, 2001


I did like the "This Time, He's Not So Forgiving"
posted by DiplomaticImmunity at 11:46 AM on June 6, 2001


That is too awesome. I love the jet back on Jesus!
posted by SuperBreakout at 11:51 AM on June 6, 2001


No, that can't be ZZ Top. All three of them have beards. In ZZ Top, the guy whose name is Beard doesn't have one.
posted by kindall at 12:02 PM on June 6, 2001


James Doohan as David Buick.
posted by clavdivs at 12:09 PM on June 6, 2001


i think they should let harvey keitel reprise his role as judas.

also, i want more chuck heston in this & planet of the apes.
posted by elsar at 12:26 PM on June 6, 2001


See, I was thinking more along the lines of Gary Coleman playing God....
posted by bradth27 at 1:20 PM on June 6, 2001


God should always be played by Rip Taylor
posted by Dagobert at 1:52 PM on June 6, 2001


I love Ben's mullet. The artwork is so 70s. Awesome.
posted by timothompson at 2:30 PM on June 6, 2001


.... so James Bond movie poster, really.
posted by dhartung at 5:24 PM on June 6, 2001


No, that can't be ZZ Top. All three of them have beards.

Yeah, I know, but who is it then? I think it's a misrepresentaion of ZZ Top!

See, I was thinking more along the lines of Gary Coleman playing God....

LOL. Seriously though, how about Jerry Stiller?
posted by jpoulos at 5:35 PM on June 6, 2001


This is hilarious, but where's Charlton Heston? You can't have a Biblical movie without Charlton Heston.

Damn dirty apes!
posted by fujikodunc at 6:51 PM on June 6, 2001


I've always loved the "Back from the Dead" credit. It fits for anything.

And Yul Brenner, Back from the Dead as Rameses!!
posted by Cavatica at 10:50 AM on June 7, 2001


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