WHITE GUYS WITH AFROS ON THE RISE
Increasing numbers of white guys are sporting afros, especially in neighborhoods you may not have heard of, but definitely don't live in.
More and more men every day are opting to "let it grow." There is definitely a gender angle here that we can work into this, but I haven't yet thought of how. Nonetheless, one thing is clear - more and more white men with curly hair are choosing to grow out their hair in an "afro" style, in what is referred to as an "afro blanco."
"Everybody's doing it," says an anonymous hipster you have never heard of. We will call him a hipster because a "hipster," by definition is something nobody likes and is okay to make fun of. "I see them all the time. Short hair is definitely out of style for curly-haired white people. I don't know anybody who's getting it cut short these days.
Increasing numbers of people are noticing this trend, which promises to become an even bigger trend. This is a fact so obvious that we do not need to prove it; it proves itself. "Why would a white guy with curly hair want to do anything other than show it off?" says another source that you've never heard of. "This obviously has something to do with a gender thing that you're guaranteed to have an opinion about. How can you not? It's incredibly relevant."
When asked, another obvious expert offered this -- "I don't think that white people with curly hair ever got it cut short. I think it's always been this way."
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