Why is the Deliverator so equipped? Because people rely on him. He is a roll model. This is America. People do whatever the fuck they feel like doing, you got a problem with that? Because they have a right to. And because they have guns and no one can fucking stop them. As a result, this country has one of the worst economies in the world. When it gets down to it--talking trade balances here--once we've drained all our technology into other countries, once things have evened out, they're making cars in Bolivia and microwaves in Tadzhikistan and selling them here--once our edge in natural resources has been made irrelevant by giant Hong Kong shops and dirigibles that can ship North Dakota all the way to New Zealand for a nickel--once the Invisible Hand has taken all the historical inequities and smeared them out in a broad global layer of what a Pakistani brickmaker woudl consider to be prosperity--y'know what? There's only four things we do better than anyone else
music
movies
microcode (software)
high-speed pizza delivery
Filipino kid: You are American?(Kids in the Hall)
Tourist: No, I'm a Canadian. It's like an American, but without the gun.
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