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Beefcake boys... fully clothed
September 30, 2009 1:50 PM   Subscribe

Beefcake boys... fully clothed. Bob Mizer of Athletic Model Guild fame – you may have seen the film Beefcake that dramatized his life – didn’t just shoot nudes. Sometimes his lads kept their clothes on. In the great tradition of hyperspecialized Internet “porn,” Butt magazine (previously) collects some examples of what you could call Mizer’s “chaste” portfolio. (Saucy language, but photos quite safe for work.)

Revel in mythmaking like the following bio: “Born in ‘[The] Biggest Little City in the World,’ Reno, Nevada, in 1965, Bill was apparently on his way to Nicaragua to join the Contras when an AMG scout discovered him.”
posted by joeclark (18 comments total) 8 users marked this as a favorite

 
the photos may be safe for work, but the address sure isn't something I want in my history. I'll have to look later
posted by Think_Long at 2:06 PM on September 30, 2009


Think_Long.
posted by gman at 2:07 PM on September 30, 2009


I'll be in my bunk.
posted by The Whelk at 2:48 PM on September 30, 2009


I'll be in your bunk too.
posted by Avenger at 3:25 PM on September 30, 2009 [5 favorites]


Excellent pictures! Funny in a droll sort of way. Mildly psychedelic somehow.
posted by krilli at 4:09 PM on September 30, 2009


...said it’s much harder to come by images of Mizer’s models actually being dressed, rather than the usual cock-and-ass-in-your-face shots.

That's understandable.

Seriously though, fascinating bios and post.
posted by applemeat at 4:27 PM on September 30, 2009


I'll be in my bunk.


I'll be in your bunk too.



We're gonna need a bigger bunk.
posted by darkstar at 5:20 PM on September 30, 2009 [3 favorites]




I'll be in my bunk.


I'll be in your bunk too.


We're gonna need a bigger bunk.


Jeez, guys. Get a bunk.
posted by Cookiebastard at 6:17 PM on September 30, 2009 [1 favorite]


MY BUNK IS BIG ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE.
posted by The Whelk at 6:21 PM on September 30, 2009 [3 favorites]


You will all be damned to hell for viewing this pernicious filth!

Nah, just kidding, I'll see you in the bunk.
posted by munchingzombie at 7:32 PM on September 30, 2009


Yep. I'll be there.

In the bunk.

(Also, this is oddly interesting to me. And thanks for showing me some BUTT. Some random fun stuff hidden in the archives. Bunk worthy)
posted by deacon_blues at 7:40 PM on September 30, 2009


My ex kept wanting to take a picture of my butt and send it to "Butt Magazine" I had no idea what the hell he was talking about, until now. Fascinating bios.
posted by kzin602 at 7:49 PM on September 30, 2009


Is this bunk kinda like a cardboard box and sofa cushion fort?

But - there's a definite difference between these "beefcake" boys and "beefcake" that I see walking around outside of urban gyms.

Do women (or gay/bi boys) actually like the "new" urban beefcake ubermen/roidster look?
posted by porpoise at 9:17 PM on September 30, 2009


On a more serious note, alot of those bio's are fucking depressing. There's just something about sex industry workers being eaten up by drugs and crime that is so uncanny.

Luckily, I'm as ugly as shit, which means I'll live sober forever.
posted by Avenger at 10:06 PM on September 30, 2009



Do women (or gay/bi boys) actually like the "new" urban beefcake ubermen/roidster look?


Not my preference, really. Athletic and toned, yes. Abnormally developed, notsomuch. But to each his (or her) own.
posted by darkstar at 1:17 AM on October 1, 2009


Do women (or gay/bi boys) actually like the "new" urban beefcake ubermen/roidster look?

We live in a world with furries. That anything is sexually attractive to someone shouldn't be terribly surprising.
posted by munchingzombie at 11:59 AM on October 1, 2009 [1 favorite]


Three Words.
posted by The Whelk at 12:06 PM on October 1, 2009


El Cerrito, CA comes through again.
posted by small_ruminant at 9:41 PM on October 1, 2009


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