Hypothetical pitch meeting.
"Okay, Bob...what does our research show?"
"Well, sir, it appears that McCain supporters like bran cereal, hard candies, and stool softeners."
"Good, good. And Clinton?"
"Says here that Clinton supporters like white wine, organic foods, and vegetarian options."
"No surprises there. What do you have for Obama?"
"Well, here's the problem...Our polls show us that Obama supporters like fried chicken and watermelon."
"Good god, man! We can't print that! What kind of demographics were targeted?"
"That's the thing, sir. It's just random chance. Randomly, Obama supporters of all races really just like fired chicken and watermelon. The boys in research are just scratching their heads."
"Look...um...just make up a bunch of crap about what specific candidates prefer and run with that."
"That's what we were going to suggest, sir."
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