"Shit, Mary Sue," Jack Worthington said, as he peered over the fence. "I could deal with the Rapture. But there ain't no dinosaurs nowhere in the bible."
Maybe not in the Bible, but there sure as hell was half a dozen Velociraptors running in a pack down the street toward the Gas N Go. "Thank Christ I didn't let the UN forces take my assault rifle, cause I'm thinking it's lizard huntin' season." He started to climb over the fence.
"Wait, Jack," Mary Sue said. Jack ducked back behind the fence.
"Goddamn it Mary Sue, what?"
"Don't you think it's kinda funny? Darwin and the Bible being proven right on the same day. I mean, something ain't right here.
"Look, Mary Sue. Look, Darwin said dinosaurs were extinct, right? And there they are right there. So Darwin weren't right. Those ain't even dinosaurs, they're demons straight from hell, and I'm fixin' to send them straight back there." He cocked his rifle. "Now let's give them demon beasts what fer..."
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