Big Ass Message needs - fulfilled!

March 5, 2010 7:23 PM

Do you need a big ass web message? Whether you like it basic, magic (warning, big annoying flashing), jeopardy or metafilters favorite - pepsi blue - big ass message serves all your potential needs.
posted by filmgeek (34 comments total)

That is a pretty big if.
posted by poe at 7:30 PM on March 5, 2010 [3 favorites]

Oh I need one. Need it real bad.
posted by Joe Beese at 7:37 PM on March 5, 2010

McLuhan
posted by archivist at 7:38 PM on March 5, 2010 [5 favorites]

Yay! This is fun!
posted by Rube R. Nekker at 7:40 PM on March 5, 2010 [1 favorite]

The "Magic" option is probably not safe for those with epilepsy.
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 7:46 PM on March 5, 2010 [3 favorites]

This is how I always imagined it.
posted by armage at 7:52 PM on March 5, 2010 [1 favorite]

I was much more interested when I misread this as big ass massage.
posted by Horace Rumpole at 8:29 PM on March 5, 2010 [6 favorites]

(Giving America Back to the People ... Really ... Trust Me.)
posted by ZenMasterThis at 8:49 PM on March 5, 2010

If you are using the "magic" version, please label it as such so the seizure-prone can avoid clicking on it.
posted by desjardins at 9:14 PM on March 5, 2010

I can think of many potential uses for this service.
posted by lekvar at 9:27 PM on March 5, 2010 [1 favorite]

Now we will see retreads of most of the memes of the past five years.
posted by Caduceus at 9:35 PM on March 5, 2010 [2 favorites]

but
posted by lonelid at 10:01 PM on March 5, 2010 [2 favorites]

Brought to you by Pepsi.
posted by dbscissors at 10:02 PM on March 5, 2010

From the looks of the interface
posted by cashman at 10:03 PM on March 5, 2010

but

but
posted by cashman at 10:09 PM on March 5, 2010

but
posted by lonelid

Well...
posted by lekvar at 10:13 PM on March 5, 2010

Can I get truck rental and storage with that?
posted by Token Meme at 10:19 PM on March 5, 2010 [4 favorites]

(Giving America Back to the People ... Really ... Trust Me.)

OK
posted by louche mustachio at 12:12 AM on March 6, 2010 [1 favorite]

I forgot to say
posted by louche mustachio at 12:14 AM on March 6, 2010

Are you on an iphone, louche?

Also
posted by breath at 12:53 AM on March 6, 2010

A seizure/migraine warning for the 'magic' version would have been appreciated.
posted by embrangled at 3:31 AM on March 6, 2010

This is fantastic.
Enjoy your EXTRA BIG ASS FRIES!
posted by hypersloth at 3:42 AM on March 6, 2010

I read that as "Big ass massage" and thought: "Why, yes. Yes I do."
posted by Floydd at 4:54 AM on March 6, 2010

Are you referring to the "big ass" massage or big "ass massage"?
posted by crapmatic at 5:42 AM on March 6, 2010

As crapmatic hints at, one of my favorite mental games to play is when someone uses the word -ass as a modifier (big-ass, lame-ass, &c.), you just nudge that hyphen over one space. And then you chuckle to yourself at ass-fries or an ass-movie. And you really hope no one asks why you're chuckling.
posted by The Esteemed Doctor Bunsen Honeydew at 6:59 AM on March 6, 2010 [1 favorite]

That "Magic" setting is fucking with me, and I don't even have any neurological disorders that I know of. It would make someone with epilepsy's brains explode.

That said, I could think of no better message to present in Big-Ass form than this.
posted by DecemberBoy at 7:06 AM on March 6, 2010 [2 favorites]

Hyah!
posted by cashman at 7:31 AM on March 6, 2010 [1 favorite]

MeTa.
posted by Jaltcoh at 7:36 AM on March 6, 2010

Hmmmm
posted by metaxa at 9:10 AM on March 6, 2010

Now we will see retreads of most of the memes of the past five years.
posted by milnak at 10:58 AM on March 6, 2010

I love a totally retarded site like this. Awesome.
posted by ph00dz at 10:59 AM on March 6, 2010

Fox-pluckers (you know, this ol' tinkle)
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 11:49 AM on March 6, 2010

Instructions
posted by jeoc at 5:10 PM on March 6, 2010

Also, Yay, etc.
posted by jeoc at 5:17 PM on March 6, 2010