zzzzzz... *bonk*
April 9, 2008 7:52 AM Subscribe
Narcoleptic cat. (via Flickr Video)
Dude, that's lame like linking to a single gif.
posted by klangklangston at 7:56 AM on April 9, 2008 [2 favorites]
posted by klangklangston at 7:56 AM on April 9, 2008 [2 favorites]
posted only to start a long, slow descent into a serious of SLFV posts that we all know is inevitable...
but, I have to admit that it is fun to hit the play button and slam that kitty's head into the table over and over again. My own five cats are watching it, laughing hysterically, screaming "what a stupid cat!", and begging me to play it again.
posted by HuronBob at 7:57 AM on April 9, 2008 [1 favorite]
but, I have to admit that it is fun to hit the play button and slam that kitty's head into the table over and over again. My own five cats are watching it, laughing hysterically, screaming "what a stupid cat!", and begging me to play it again.
posted by HuronBob at 7:57 AM on April 9, 2008 [1 favorite]
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......zzzzzzzzzzz...........*BONK* WTF WHAT BLUE website wha...zzzzzzzzzzzz.......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
posted by Avenger at 8:01 AM on April 9, 2008
posted by Avenger at 8:01 AM on April 9, 2008
Hi, I'm an admin for a tag called bestoftheweb, and we'd love to have this added to the group!
posted by mullacc at 8:01 AM on April 9, 2008 [10 favorites]
posted by mullacc at 8:01 AM on April 9, 2008 [10 favorites]
Quit yer incessent whining and enjoy the cat video, dorks.
posted by loquacious at 8:02 AM on April 9, 2008 [4 favorites]
posted by loquacious at 8:02 AM on April 9, 2008 [4 favorites]
Hey, I can add tags to your posts?
Yeah, msg them to me.
posted by loquacious at 8:06 AM on April 9, 2008
Yeah, msg them to me.
posted by loquacious at 8:06 AM on April 9, 2008
Ok, how the fuck did you do that? *creeped out*
posted by loquacious at 8:07 AM on April 9, 2008
posted by loquacious at 8:07 AM on April 9, 2008
Hey, I can add tags to your posts?
Also, I was going to correct your grammar with a snarky reply: "I don't know... can you?" but apparently you can, without ever asking "May I?"
I stand corrected.
(To those following along at home, confused, there are tags I didn't add. Weird.)
posted by loquacious at 8:10 AM on April 9, 2008
Also, I was going to correct your grammar with a snarky reply: "I don't know... can you?" but apparently you can, without ever asking "May I?"
I stand corrected.
(To those following along at home, confused, there are tags I didn't add. Weird.)
posted by loquacious at 8:10 AM on April 9, 2008
Ok, how the fuck did you do that? *creeped out*
I think your contacts can add tags to your post.
posted by iconomy at 8:11 AM on April 9, 2008
I think your contacts can add tags to your post.
posted by iconomy at 8:11 AM on April 9, 2008
You can edit tags for posts from mutual contacts.
posted by middleclasstool at 8:12 AM on April 9, 2008
posted by middleclasstool at 8:12 AM on April 9, 2008
Yeah, I'm just noticing that. When did this happen?
(This would be an excellent point for people to derail the derail with more cat stuff. NO DUMB DOGS ALLOWED.)
posted by loquacious at 8:13 AM on April 9, 2008
(This would be an excellent point for people to derail the derail with more cat stuff. NO DUMB DOGS ALLOWED.)
posted by loquacious at 8:13 AM on April 9, 2008
"dumb dogs" is redundant... my cats told me to say that...
posted by HuronBob at 8:14 AM on April 9, 2008
posted by HuronBob at 8:14 AM on April 9, 2008
Man, I sometimes wish my cats were narcoleptic. Particularly at night when I'm trying to sleep and the plastic bag-licker starts in. This usually riles up the blanket-monster-killing toe-attacker enough to go on pain patrol. Then the towel-humper will make an appearance, trying to keep us from making eye contact with him, all the while head stepper is stepping on my head in what can only be considered the kitty equivalent of "I love you man, you wanna go and get me some more food?"
The idea that I could warm them up and watch them drop into a peaceful sleep is very compelling.
posted by quin at 8:17 AM on April 9, 2008 [11 favorites]
The idea that I could warm them up and watch them drop into a peaceful sleep is very compelling.
posted by quin at 8:17 AM on April 9, 2008 [11 favorites]
Awesome.
Now this site is going to be plagued with flickr vids as well youtube...
posted by monkeyJuice at 8:18 AM on April 9, 2008
Now this site is going to be plagued with flickr vids as well youtube...
posted by monkeyJuice at 8:18 AM on April 9, 2008
If anyone else mentions dogs you know what we're gonna have to add, right? Yep. The dog tag.
posted by flapjax at midnite at 8:18 AM on April 9, 2008
posted by flapjax at midnite at 8:18 AM on April 9, 2008
How about a video of Vic Hitler, the Narcoleptic comic? Now THAT, I would like to see.
posted by Slack-a-gogo at 8:20 AM on April 9, 2008
posted by Slack-a-gogo at 8:20 AM on April 9, 2008
Yo, quit it with the tag vandalism already.
posted by loquacious at 8:23 AM on April 9, 2008
posted by loquacious at 8:23 AM on April 9, 2008
Added to pool GYOFB
posted by fire&wings at 8:26 AM on April 9, 2008
posted by fire&wings at 8:26 AM on April 9, 2008
Tag War!!1
Seriously though go easy before the narcs take this away from us like they did the img tag. Hopefully those pseudo-fascist admins are busy hashing and re-hashing lobotomy posts and won't come in here. If they do, don't tell 'em I was here.
posted by Mister_A at 8:30 AM on April 9, 2008
Seriously though go easy before the narcs take this away from us like they did the img tag. Hopefully those pseudo-fascist admins are busy hashing and re-hashing lobotomy posts and won't come in here. If they do, don't tell 'em I was here.
posted by Mister_A at 8:30 AM on April 9, 2008
Added to pool GYOFB
Googles "GYOFB".
What the fuck is a blog? That sounds unsavory and more than a little dirty. Why would I want one, say, more than I'd want a case of the piles?
posted by loquacious at 8:32 AM on April 9, 2008
Googles "GYOFB".
What the fuck is a blog? That sounds unsavory and more than a little dirty. Why would I want one, say, more than I'd want a case of the piles?
posted by loquacious at 8:32 AM on April 9, 2008
I CAN HAS...zzz...PROVIGIL?
posted by aftermarketradio at 8:35 AM on April 9, 2008
posted by aftermarketradio at 8:35 AM on April 9, 2008
Cat footage/photos = instant lobotomy, in that I am subject to biscuit manufacture every day of my life, yet I find ericb's linked video engrossing and hilarious. The toxoplasmosis bugs done ate my brain, prolly.
posted by everichon at 8:36 AM on April 9, 2008
posted by everichon at 8:36 AM on April 9, 2008
I'd argue that a "thud" tag would be more accurate than "bonk".
posted by Kabanos at 8:37 AM on April 9, 2008
posted by Kabanos at 8:37 AM on April 9, 2008
I really, really want to see this, because I'm a sucker for cute cat stuff. But the stupid thing tells me I need the latest Adobe Flash player, even though I already have it, and when I go, fine, I'll go get it again, it won't let me download it.
Stupid, mean cat-watching-preventing technology.
posted by rtha at 8:40 AM on April 9, 2008
Stupid, mean cat-watching-preventing technology.
posted by rtha at 8:40 AM on April 9, 2008
Poor rtha. Here. I'll act it out for you.
[smug sleepy look]
[smug sleepy look, listing slightly to port]
BONK!
[human giggle offscreen]
[bounce back up]
[affronted look]
And in a perfect world, the video would loop right back to
[smug sleepy look]
posted by maudlin at 9:02 AM on April 9, 2008
[smug sleepy look]
[smug sleepy look, listing slightly to port]
BONK!
[human giggle offscreen]
[bounce back up]
[affronted look]
And in a perfect world, the video would loop right back to
[smug sleepy look]
posted by maudlin at 9:02 AM on April 9, 2008
Narcoleptic Ceiling Cat is tired of watching you masturbate.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 9:03 AM on April 9, 2008
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 9:03 AM on April 9, 2008
posted only to start a long, slow descent into a serious of SLFV posts that we all know is inevitable...
you can't be series, dude.
posted by quonsar at 9:06 AM on April 9, 2008 [1 favorite]
you can't be series, dude.
posted by quonsar at 9:06 AM on April 9, 2008 [1 favorite]
loquacious wins. The internet is over. I can die happy now.
He looks just like my freakjob lilac point, and now I want to skip out on work so I can go home and pet him.
posted by god hates math at 9:09 AM on April 9, 2008
He looks just like my freakjob lilac point, and now I want to skip out on work so I can go home and pet him.
posted by god hates math at 9:09 AM on April 9, 2008
"series" "serious" they both work...
/note: never post before 2nd cup of coffee and/or after fourth glass of wine
posted by HuronBob at 9:12 AM on April 9, 2008
/note: never post before 2nd cup of coffee and/or after fourth glass of wine
posted by HuronBob at 9:12 AM on April 9, 2008
How long before we get the 66LinkFV post of the new Wilco documentary?
posted by Elmore at 9:13 AM on April 9, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by Elmore at 9:13 AM on April 9, 2008 [1 favorite]
Rusty has to be the most famous. I heard that Philip Zimbardo used to trot out narcoleptic puppies in his sleep classes, but that seems a little cruel.
Check out Skeeter. Are you laughing now?
posted by mrgrimm at 9:25 AM on April 9, 2008
Check out Skeeter. Are you laughing now?
posted by mrgrimm at 9:25 AM on April 9, 2008
(To those following along at home, confused, there are tags I didn't add. Weird.)
Yeah. I think you can add tags to posts made by people where you link to them, and they link to you. I've noticed the same thing. I figured I just missed the MeTa.
posted by gauchodaspampas at 9:26 AM on April 9, 2008
Yeah. I think you can add tags to posts made by people where you link to them, and they link to you. I've noticed the same thing. I figured I just missed the MeTa.
posted by gauchodaspampas at 9:26 AM on April 9, 2008
I will never get tired of posting this cat image.
posted by Unicorn on the cob at 9:27 AM on April 9, 2008 [2 favorites]
posted by Unicorn on the cob at 9:27 AM on April 9, 2008 [2 favorites]
One day, fatigue will set in.
I'll pick up the pace if it does, like I always do.
Ok, I understand OM NOM NOMing on a cats head, but what the heck is she doing to her cats, uh, backside-ular regions!? That doesn't look sanitary at all.
posted by loquacious at 9:42 AM on April 9, 2008
I'll pick up the pace if it does, like I always do.
Ok, I understand OM NOM NOMing on a cats head, but what the heck is she doing to her cats, uh, backside-ular regions!? That doesn't look sanitary at all.
posted by loquacious at 9:42 AM on April 9, 2008
I liked the part where the cat bonked his head!
posted by mazola at 9:47 AM on April 9, 2008 [2 favorites]
posted by mazola at 9:47 AM on April 9, 2008 [2 favorites]
you can't be series, dude.
We had a TA stand in for an absent professor for one of my math classes in college, and the guy had a really, really thick accent and so would say "serious" whenever he was talking about a series and it made for a very confusing first few minutes of class until we figured out what the hell he was talking about and I just kind of wanted to share that with you all.
What the fuck is a blog?
It's a small domestic animal. My cousin had one that was narcoleptic, and man was that hours of entertainment.
posted by cortex at 9:53 AM on April 9, 2008 [1 favorite]
We had a TA stand in for an absent professor for one of my math classes in college, and the guy had a really, really thick accent and so would say "serious" whenever he was talking about a series and it made for a very confusing first few minutes of class until we figured out what the hell he was talking about and I just kind of wanted to share that with you all.
What the fuck is a blog?
It's a small domestic animal. My cousin had one that was narcoleptic, and man was that hours of entertainment.
posted by cortex at 9:53 AM on April 9, 2008 [1 favorite]
With all respect for loquacious, is this post ever going to be deleted?
posted by Laotic at 10:05 AM on April 9, 2008
posted by Laotic at 10:05 AM on April 9, 2008
With all respect for loquacious, is this post ever going to be deleted?
Probably not. I mean. The head goes BONK!
posted by gauchodaspampas at 10:07 AM on April 9, 2008
Probably not. I mean. The head goes BONK!
posted by gauchodaspampas at 10:07 AM on April 9, 2008
Hey, loquacious, I'll be your contact if you'll be mine. My motives are the purest, I swear.
posted by maudlin at 10:10 AM on April 9, 2008
posted by maudlin at 10:10 AM on April 9, 2008
I already tried, maudlin. Even the puppy-dog eyes wouldn't work on him. He's one cold, hard bastard.
posted by gauchodaspampas at 10:13 AM on April 9, 2008
posted by gauchodaspampas at 10:13 AM on April 9, 2008
Did you see that the cat is a wig model?
posted by Jess the Mess at 10:32 AM on April 9, 2008
posted by Jess the Mess at 10:32 AM on April 9, 2008
I seriously considered the possibility that "Narcoleptic cat" was a rickroll -- and I clicked on it anyway.
posted by ben242 at 10:55 AM on April 9, 2008
posted by ben242 at 10:55 AM on April 9, 2008
loquacious: not a cold, hard bastard after all.
But Unicorn on the cob is just pure evil. I can't ever unsee those pictures. Ever.
posted by maudlin at 11:28 AM on April 9, 2008
But Unicorn on the cob is just pure evil. I can't ever unsee those pictures. Ever.
posted by maudlin at 11:28 AM on April 9, 2008
Loquacious is my long-lost cat-flavored twin! E-hugs all around...
but for serious cat butt surely tastes awful? sorry maudlin i so sorry!
posted by Unicorn on the cob at 11:40 AM on April 9, 2008
but for serious cat butt surely tastes awful? sorry maudlin i so sorry!
posted by Unicorn on the cob at 11:40 AM on April 9, 2008
Hey, someone made a bad FPP out of my throwaway comment! Awesome!
posted by flatluigi at 12:22 PM on April 9, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by flatluigi at 12:22 PM on April 9, 2008 [1 favorite]
mrgrimm: "Rusty has to be the most famous. I heard that Philip Zimbardo used to trot out narcoleptic puppies in his sleep classes, but that seems a little cruel.
Check out Skeeter. Are you laughing now?"
Odd line from the vet in that second video: "It's not particularly unpleasant for the dog except he can't live a normal life. He just cannot be a dog."
Seems unpleasant to me.
posted by aerotive at 12:37 PM on April 9, 2008
Check out Skeeter. Are you laughing now?"
Odd line from the vet in that second video: "It's not particularly unpleasant for the dog except he can't live a normal life. He just cannot be a dog."
Seems unpleasant to me.
posted by aerotive at 12:37 PM on April 9, 2008
This is hilarious. I've just watched it about five times now.
posted by cmgonzalez at 4:07 PM on April 9, 2008
posted by cmgonzalez at 4:07 PM on April 9, 2008
It's fascinating how adding video immediately turns any site into YouTube, shitty comments and massive pageviews and all.
posted by smackfu at 5:00 PM on April 9, 2008
posted by smackfu at 5:00 PM on April 9, 2008
How long before the first double-link post of a Flickr video and a Youtube video, that when started at the same moment produce the two-video equivalent of The Wizard Of Oz vs. Dark Side Of The Moon?
posted by davejay at 5:02 PM on April 9, 2008
posted by davejay at 5:02 PM on April 9, 2008
Er, on that "Skeeter" link, an NSFW note would have been nice (unless you work somewhere that bare asses with odd underwear/devices are appreciated.)
posted by davejay at 5:03 PM on April 9, 2008
posted by davejay at 5:03 PM on April 9, 2008
What the fuck is a blog?
I believe you're thinking of a Blogg.
posted by davejay at 5:04 PM on April 9, 2008
I believe you're thinking of a Blogg.
posted by davejay at 5:04 PM on April 9, 2008
Narcolepsy is a neurological condition most characterized by Excessive Daytime Sleepiness (EDS). A narcoleptic will most likely experience disturbed nocturnal sleep [...] A narcoleptic may also sleep at any random time.
Hey, I just wikied that! Turns out all cats are narcoleptic then. So they can come scratching your door at 6 a.m. and when you wake up for good, they go on sleeping through the day, waking up for food breaks.
posted by ersatz at 5:08 PM on April 9, 2008
Hey, I just wikied that! Turns out all cats are narcoleptic then. So they can come scratching your door at 6 a.m. and when you wake up for good, they go on sleeping through the day, waking up for food breaks.
posted by ersatz at 5:08 PM on April 9, 2008
...but what the heck is she doing to her cats, uh, backside-ular regions!?...
Cheesing, I think.
posted by Artichoke Dance Off!! at 8:02 PM on April 9, 2008
Cheesing, I think.
posted by Artichoke Dance Off!! at 8:02 PM on April 9, 2008
Cheesing, I think.
Ahhh...the South Park episode ("Major Boobage") on "cheesing."
posted by ericb at 8:25 PM on April 9, 2008
Ahhh...the South Park episode ("Major Boobage") on "cheesing."
posted by ericb at 8:25 PM on April 9, 2008
I wanted to find a video clip of Mr. Burns doing the drowsy head bob, but couldn't.
Oh well.
posted by darkstar at 10:14 AM on April 21, 2008
Oh well.
posted by darkstar at 10:14 AM on April 21, 2008
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