Is this something I would need a Hefty sack full of turpentine soaked rags to understand? posted by The Straightener at 5:13 AM on July 7, 2010 [4 favorites]
If anybody needs me, I'll be on the planet Erra. posted by NoMich at 5:25 AM on July 7, 2010
This: people cannot stand 100% true portrait due to a huge stream of love.
Note that Ashtar Sheran is an anagram of Ah, Saner Arts posted by chavenet at 5:52 AM on July 7, 2010
Woke up this morning with light in my eyes
And then realized it was still dark outside
It was a light coming down from the sky
I don't know who or why
Must be those strangers that come every night
Those saucer shaped lights put people uptight
Leave blue-green footprints that glow in the dark
I hope they get home all right posted by Kirth Gerson at 5:52 AM on July 7, 2010
"If you were attacked by a reptile from an outer world, the Ministry of Defense should defend the people, or not? Or do you consider those reptiles as friends?"
David Icke would like to explain a few things to you... posted by charred husk at 6:02 AM on July 7, 2010 [1 favorite]
Evacuation plan.
...as long as you speak English, German, or Czech (or Spanish in parts). posted by armage at 6:06 AM on July 7, 2010
In your mind you have capacities you know
To telepath messages through the vast unknown
Please close your eyes and concentrate
With every thought you think
Upon the recitation we're about to sing
Calling occupants of interplanetary craft
Calling occupants of interplanetary most extraordinary craft posted by Splunge at 6:24 AM on July 7, 2010
Metafilter: the most distinctive UFO religion in the Czech Republic posted by blue_beetle at 6:46 AM on July 7, 2010 [1 favorite]
For all of you expecting a male child....consider "Ptahh." He is one very handsome rainbow-bedecked blue-eyed Aryan who commands the entire Pleiadian fleet! What an auspicious name for your brand new baby!
Also, I consider "Don't be chipped!" to be a very practical bit of advice. posted by kozad at 7:12 AM on July 7, 2010 [1 favorite]
Maybe some time traveling aliens abducted and made a copy of John Calvin, cloned him, and something went wrong, and the only way to keep him alive was to keep him on a steady diet of Mescaline, LSD, and a continuous loop of Art Bell shows to 'Keep Him Stable'.
But maybe, even with all their technology, the one flaw in their plan was that they came upon a slightly different interpretation of 'Stable.' posted by chambers at 7:47 AM on July 7, 2010
MAY CONTAIN PENCIL CRAYONS posted by bicyclefish at 7:58 AM on July 7, 2010
See also previously, about the Galactic Federation of Light and the coming visit of aliens on October 14, 2008. That group featured light ships seen in Google Earth.
I marvel at the depth and creativity of this kind of crazy, it's like Borges was a writer for the X-Files. Better happy shiny schizophrenic delusions than violent angry ones. posted by Nelson at 7:58 AM on July 7, 2010
Uhh... I'll have whatever he's having. posted by Drasher at 8:13 AM on July 7, 2010
Beams of darkness streak across the sky
Pink rays from the ancient satellite posted by FatherDagon at 8:37 AM on July 7, 2010
I wonder how deeply one would have to investigate this cult before they discovered an important and of course necessary part of the day-to-day worship involves a bevy of young women dedicated to the unconditional sexual service of this Ivo Benda guy and a few of his close advisors? posted by CynicalKnight at 8:44 AM on July 7, 2010
I didn't know David Ike spoke Czech. on preview charred husk beat me to it...grrr posted by arcticseal at 8:47 AM on July 7, 2010
Have psychiatrists diagnosed "Time Cube Syndrome" yet, or is it too new a phenomenon?
"New" or "Old" cannot apply to Timecube - it exists outside our 4 sided dimensional stupid wisdom learnings- it is impervious to all analysis as it exists in future present, but we have known it all along. posted by yeloson at 9:02 AM on July 7, 2010 [1 favorite]
Wow. This site will provide us with fresh refrigerator posters for decades! posted by drhydro at 9:06 AM on July 7, 2010
Professor Yana will take us all to Utopia! posted by The otter lady at 6:32 PM on July 7, 2010
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