Accidental Penis

July 25, 2010 12:56 PM

Accidental Penis (via and previous penis).
posted by cjorgensen (48 comments total)

I LOL'd.
posted by humannaire at 1:02 PM on July 25, 2010

Not sure how accidental the Hello Kitty one is.
posted by Splunge at 1:02 PM on July 25, 2010 [2 favorites]

Isn't it a kind of spiritual double though?
posted by infini at 1:03 PM on July 25, 2010

Get your geoduck on.
posted by Balisong at 1:09 PM on July 25, 2010 [1 favorite]

I never sausage a silly collection of penises as this before!
posted by Greg_Ace at 1:14 PM on July 25, 2010

I'm a shroom and I hate this game
posted by homunculus at 1:15 PM on July 25, 2010 [5 favorites]

Dirty.
posted by two lights above the sea at 1:19 PM on July 25, 2010

You should all be grateful I didn't make this post a self-link!
posted by cjorgensen at 1:22 PM on July 25, 2010 [5 favorites]

Some of these seem like Intentional Penis.
posted by dobbs at 1:27 PM on July 25, 2010 [6 favorites]

I thought this was going to be about the tour de france.
posted by krautland at 1:29 PM on July 25, 2010 [3 favorites]

tee hee

I recall a Happy Meal toy from maybe 10 years ago that was a pterodactyl or something that came with a suitably prehistoric plastic rock column on which to balance, seemingly in flight. Anyway, it looked like a bright orange rock!weenor, and when my friend's toddler son was gnawing on it innocently, it afforded us many stoned lols.
posted by elizardbits at 1:34 PM on July 25, 2010

I thought this was going to be about Teen Wolf.
posted by shmegegge at 1:37 PM on July 25, 2010

As your Mr. Potato-head in Toy Story 3.

So, um, Toy Story 3 stole that from Family Guy.
posted by Sys Rq at 1:37 PM on July 25, 2010

ok, I know that a bunch of these aren't really accidental, but come on. that is a penis crown. it is not a crown that looks like a penis, even intentionally. that is a penis. crown.
posted by shmegegge at 1:39 PM on July 25, 2010 [2 favorites]

Also.
posted by Artaud at 1:47 PM on July 25, 2010 [1 favorite]

You'd have to be a dickhead to wear that crown.
posted by cjorgensen at 1:55 PM on July 25, 2010

I refuse to believe this was accidental.
posted by piratebowling at 2:09 PM on July 25, 2010

Nothing accidental about most of these.
posted by IAmBroom at 2:13 PM on July 25, 2010

Also, completely intentional.
posted by piratebowling at 2:14 PM on July 25, 2010 [1 favorite]

I wonder which came first, this or Accidental Dong
posted by grahams at 2:24 PM on July 25, 2010 [1 favorite]

When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a penis.
posted by The Whelk at 2:24 PM on July 25, 2010 [2 favorites]

tell it to the judge.
posted by bottlebrushtree at 2:25 PM on July 25, 2010

Most of these look like no accident!

THIS is an accidental penis.
posted by bewilderbeast at 2:33 PM on July 25, 2010 [12 favorites]

The most horrific example I've ever seen.
posted by Humanzee at 2:34 PM on July 25, 2010

Ha. Damn.
posted by Humanzee at 2:35 PM on July 25, 2010

"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar."
posted by neuron at 3:05 PM on July 25, 2010

Even when it explodes in your face?
posted by Sys Rq at 3:45 PM on July 25, 2010 [1 favorite]

Dinner. Another view.
posted by madamjujujive at 3:57 PM on July 25, 2010

Detachable Penis
posted by DU at 4:04 PM on July 25, 2010

Quite deliberate.
posted by porpoise at 4:21 PM on July 25, 2010 [2 favorites]

Wait, so is that really Obama's John Hancock?
posted by cjorgensen at 4:28 PM on July 25, 2010 [2 favorites]

I'm sensing a concerted effort by several users of the site to gay up the front page of Metafilter. Not that there's a problem with that, just that we're wise to your plans and schemes, boys.
posted by andoatnp at 6:26 PM on July 25, 2010 [2 favorites]

*reads tin*

*views contents*

Needs an exactlywhatitsaysonthetin tag.
posted by spitefulcrow at 6:38 PM on July 25, 2010 [1 favorite]

I'm sensing a concerted effort by several users of the site to gay up the front page of Metafilter. Not that there's a problem with that, just that we're wise to your plans and schemes, boys.

MetaTalk here we come. Wearing leather chaps, ass hanging out and riding submissives with saddles.
posted by Splunge at 6:55 PM on July 25, 2010

gay up the front page

We do it up the back page, actually.

Stay crunchy, ponyboy.
posted by Sys Rq at 7:26 PM on July 25, 2010 [2 favorites]

Accidental Gummi Lighthouses
posted by AsYouKnow Bob at 7:53 PM on July 25, 2010

You could have warned me this was SFW before I wasted my time.
posted by dances_with_sneetches at 7:54 PM on July 25, 2010 [5 favorites]

Is there an accidental hoohoo, too?
posted by bz at 9:44 PM on July 25, 2010

ab+4c=40
a+b=6
b-a=2
posted by lucidium at 12:23 AM on July 26, 2010 [1 favorite]

I once had a very embarrassing personal example of accidental penis.

I had this pretty sweet Jimi Hendrix tshirt that I bought at Target of all places. It was a very popular tshirt - I even met other people with the same shirt. And then one day...

I realized that Jimi's "tie" looked suspiciously like a penis. Suspiciously EXACTLY like a penis (self-link to photo of said shirt). Having seen it, I couldn't possibly un-see it and had to just get rid of the shirt. It made me wonder how many of my fellow Jimi-tshirt wearers had noticed the penis and were wearing it for the penis. Or how many of us were totally blind to it and didn't notice people snickering at our penis tshirts.

I guess it could be more embarrassing, but it was pretty redonkulous to have worn this shirt for A YEAR without realizing that it had a pretty giant penis on it.
posted by grapefruitmoon at 6:20 AM on July 26, 2010

I can now check off "Make a Penis Post on Metafilter that Survives" from my bucket list.

And grapefruitmoon, you should so totally submit that picture!

The most horrible aspect of this site is that I now see penises everywhere I look!
posted by cjorgensen at 8:56 AM on July 26, 2010 [1 favorite]

I can now check off "Make a Penis Post on Metafilter that Survives" from my bucket list.

Try doing one with actual penises. That's how it's really done.
posted by andoatnp at 11:06 AM on July 26, 2010

Man, now I am thinking about accidental penises in reverse, like penises in disguises so that it takes you a little while to recognize that they penises. It took me an embarrassingly long time to see that this is a penis (nsfw: it is a picture of a penis), because at first all I saw was the cigarette and sunglasses.
posted by bewilderbeast at 11:55 AM on July 26, 2010

It took me an embarrassingly long time to see that this is a penis (nsfw: it is a picture of a penis), because at first all I saw was the cigarette and sunglasses.

That's just Joe Camel.
posted by Sys Rq at 12:03 PM on July 26, 2010

Red hot poker.
posted by me3dia at 1:08 PM on July 26, 2010 [1 favorite]

Although my years number over 40 and I am a woman, I have come to realize through this post that I am actually a twelve year old boy. I am sending everyone I know the penis grill. Tee Hee. Penis grill.
posted by Belle O'Cosity at 7:15 PM on July 26, 2010

It's not a penis, but I'm glad I found a place to link to this.
posted by Joe in Australia at 8:29 PM on August 22, 2010

MetaFilter: It's not a penis, but...
posted by Sys Rq at 1:35 PM on August 23, 2010