Even Samara'd freak out watching this video ...
September 24, 2010 9:05 PM Subscribe
If there is ever one song that you should not listen under the influence of hallucinogens or other mind-altering substances, it would be "Pizza Song," quite possibly one of the creepiest-sounding tracks in existence.
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Against all expectations, I found that entertaining. P-I-Z-Z-A.
posted by Huck500 at 9:11 PM on September 24, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by Huck500 at 9:11 PM on September 24, 2010 [1 favorite]
I kept thinking is that the Olsen twins? Then I saw the tags.
Song made me think of Ween. I'd put it up there with Spinal Meningitis (Got Me Down) on the creepy scale.
posted by Babblesort at 9:13 PM on September 24, 2010 [2 favorites]
Song made me think of Ween. I'd put it up there with Spinal Meningitis (Got Me Down) on the creepy scale.
posted by Babblesort at 9:13 PM on September 24, 2010 [2 favorites]
I couldn't watch it to the end - did their eyes start glowing by any chance?
Another one to avoid under the influence - Skinny Puppy's Left Hand Shake.
posted by Hardcore Poser at 9:13 PM on September 24, 2010
Another one to avoid under the influence - Skinny Puppy's Left Hand Shake.
posted by Hardcore Poser at 9:13 PM on September 24, 2010
I like the girl's crazy face at 3:10.
posted by MaryDellamorte at 9:16 PM on September 24, 2010
posted by MaryDellamorte at 9:16 PM on September 24, 2010
If there is ever one song that you should not listen to under the influence of hallucinogens or other mind-altering substances drunk, it would be "Pizza Song ,"
posted by oinopaponton at 9:17 PM on September 24, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by oinopaponton at 9:17 PM on September 24, 2010 [1 favorite]
This is somehow very, very creepy and also giving me VIVID AS FUCK flashbacks to the whole zeitgeist of the mid-'90s.
posted by dunkadunc at 9:26 PM on September 24, 2010
posted by dunkadunc at 9:26 PM on September 24, 2010
The "normal" version may be even creepier though (or since) it lacks the over-the-top deliberate craziness of the slow reverby PCP world version. It sounds less like the inside of Manson's head but the fact that some people went to a not insignificant expense and effort to bring it into existence as wholesome kid's entertainment...
posted by Babblesort at 9:26 PM on September 24, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by Babblesort at 9:26 PM on September 24, 2010 [1 favorite]
Whipped cream pourin' like waterfalls...
holy crap.
posted by Huck500 at 9:36 PM on September 24, 2010 [16 favorites]
holy crap.
posted by Huck500 at 9:36 PM on September 24, 2010 [16 favorites]
Song made me think of Ween. I'd put it up there with Spinal Meningitis (Got Me Down) on the creepy scale.
Perhaps because of this little jingle??
posted by mannequito at 9:38 PM on September 24, 2010 [1 favorite]
Perhaps because of this little jingle??
posted by mannequito at 9:38 PM on September 24, 2010 [1 favorite]
You know what this video is? It's Deee-Lite, on even more drugs than usual.
posted by dunkadunc at 9:42 PM on September 24, 2010 [5 favorites]
posted by dunkadunc at 9:42 PM on September 24, 2010 [5 favorites]
AH good. A whole thread full of nightmare fuel. Right before bed.
posted by Baby_Balrog at 9:50 PM on September 24, 2010 [5 favorites]
posted by Baby_Balrog at 9:50 PM on September 24, 2010 [5 favorites]
I am under the influence and I think this is hilarious.
posted by clockzero at 9:55 PM on September 24, 2010 [4 favorites]
posted by clockzero at 9:55 PM on September 24, 2010 [4 favorites]
Now i know why i bought an ipad. It's the easiest way to throw youtube into the fucking bathtub when boy yells spaghetti.
posted by condour75 at 9:59 PM on September 24, 2010 [2 favorites]
posted by condour75 at 9:59 PM on September 24, 2010 [2 favorites]
This is like something manifested fully-formed from the mind of Andy Samberg.
posted by hermitosis at 10:05 PM on September 24, 2010
posted by hermitosis at 10:05 PM on September 24, 2010
creepy? - no, that's funky as hell
posted by pyramid termite at 10:22 PM on September 24, 2010 [6 favorites]
posted by pyramid termite at 10:22 PM on September 24, 2010 [6 favorites]
Why can't I stop watching this?
posted by dead cousin ted at 10:31 PM on September 24, 2010
posted by dead cousin ted at 10:31 PM on September 24, 2010
I think music's quality is directly proportional to how much it's been slowed down.
Consider Justin Bieber's U Smile, and then it slowed down 800%. It becomes the best meditation song ever, rather than a mediocre pop song by an overrated tween idol.
I suppose that every song is probably just a snipped, slowed down, from the ur-song, a song that lives in the collective unconsciousness. It's a blaring, horrid blast that's over in under a millisecond that sounds truly awful, but from it, we can derive every song that we have ever enjoyed.
They'll find it as scientists learn to better reverse-engineer brains. But it will take audio technology beyond what we currently possess to process it.
posted by mccarty.tim at 10:49 PM on September 24, 2010 [6 favorites]
Consider Justin Bieber's U Smile, and then it slowed down 800%. It becomes the best meditation song ever, rather than a mediocre pop song by an overrated tween idol.
I suppose that every song is probably just a snipped, slowed down, from the ur-song, a song that lives in the collective unconsciousness. It's a blaring, horrid blast that's over in under a millisecond that sounds truly awful, but from it, we can derive every song that we have ever enjoyed.
They'll find it as scientists learn to better reverse-engineer brains. But it will take audio technology beyond what we currently possess to process it.
posted by mccarty.tim at 10:49 PM on September 24, 2010 [6 favorites]
That's pretty awesome. I must have a high tolerance for creep. I don't know what I would think without the visuals though, they add sooooo much.
posted by acheekymonkey at 10:55 PM on September 24, 2010
posted by acheekymonkey at 10:55 PM on September 24, 2010
Pizza song?
Video pizza. Handmade in Portland, Oregon, by pizza lovers.
posted by redsparkler at 11:16 PM on September 24, 2010
Video pizza. Handmade in Portland, Oregon, by pizza lovers.
posted by redsparkler at 11:16 PM on September 24, 2010
Wow. The new Das Racist really is good.
posted by bardic at 11:36 PM on September 24, 2010 [2 favorites]
posted by bardic at 11:36 PM on September 24, 2010 [2 favorites]
Video pizza. Handmade in Portland, Oregon, by pizza lovers.
posted by redsparkler at 1:16 AM on September 25 [+] [!]
With intro music by Boards of Canada.
posted by onehalfjunco at 11:45 PM on September 24, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by redsparkler at 1:16 AM on September 25 [+] [!]
With intro music by Boards of Canada.
posted by onehalfjunco at 11:45 PM on September 24, 2010 [1 favorite]
I like it. It's got a good eat and you can dance to it.
posted by loquacious at 11:51 PM on September 24, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by loquacious at 11:51 PM on September 24, 2010 [1 favorite]
That is such a sweet break. I'm trying to learn it on guitar.
posted by chillmost at 4:36 AM on September 25, 2010
posted by chillmost at 4:36 AM on September 25, 2010
i couldn't figure out why this was made in the first place, let alone why it was 'enhanced.' so, from wcitymike's normal link above:
posted by msconduct at 5:34 AM on September 25, 2010 [1 favorite]
Gimme Pizza music video from "You're Invited To Mary-Kate and Ashley's Sleepover Party" Staring Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen and featuring Cara DeLizia (Fi from "So Weird"). Composed by Jeremy Sweet, Ron Kenan, Kussa Mahchi, and Shuki Levy.video aside, those olsen twins are creepy in any context.
posted by msconduct at 5:34 AM on September 25, 2010 [1 favorite]
The original is more disturbing than the slow version. Gooooourmaaaay.
posted by nickrussell at 6:41 AM on September 25, 2010
posted by nickrussell at 6:41 AM on September 25, 2010
Feels like 5 AM the morning after too many pints of dark ale, with the half awake compulsive mental repetition and nausea. I could only handle 20 seconds.
posted by fleetmouse at 7:03 AM on September 25, 2010
posted by fleetmouse at 7:03 AM on September 25, 2010
Just want to chime in as a counterpoint that I am about the right age to have seen this as an actual under-ten year old, and my sister and I LOVED this video, though I still have nightmares about being forced to eat the pizza created in this song. That said, this version is creepy as sin.
posted by Polyhymnia at 7:15 AM on September 25, 2010
posted by Polyhymnia at 7:15 AM on September 25, 2010
Maybe it's 'cause I just woke up, but I laughed for the entire 3:41. Happy Sunday!!
Pizzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
posted by bayani at 7:36 AM on September 25, 2010
Pizzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
posted by bayani at 7:36 AM on September 25, 2010
I almost posted this. I watched this twice last night, and then I showed it to my wife, who tolerated it for about 30 seconds. That's kinda a metaphor for our relationship.
posted by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 7:42 AM on September 25, 2010 [2 favorites]
posted by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 7:42 AM on September 25, 2010 [2 favorites]
That reminded me of drinking an entire bottle of Robitussin DM to get fucked up on the codeine.
posted by Joe Beese at 7:45 AM on September 25, 2010
posted by Joe Beese at 7:45 AM on September 25, 2010
I adore artistic interventions like this—a found object, given the most minimal, Zen-like, almost thoughtless of treatments—like being brushed with a feather—and coming out the other end as something profoundly different and strange and magical and glorious.
Or perhaps I'm overthinking this. P-I-Z-Z-A, GIMME PIZZA
posted by ixohoxi at 8:34 AM on September 25, 2010 [2 favorites]
Or perhaps I'm overthinking this. P-I-Z-Z-A, GIMME PIZZA
posted by ixohoxi at 8:34 AM on September 25, 2010 [2 favorites]
This is so addictive. And concur, the original is just as creepy. Those are some of the fastest edits in the history of asscinema. The editor must have been on ridic amounts of amphetamines. I can just picture the director, high as a kite, late night editing this kidlet video screaming "FASTER, make it FASTER! I'm a genius!"
posted by Smegoid at 8:41 AM on September 25, 2010
posted by Smegoid at 8:41 AM on September 25, 2010
She totally wants it and she totally wants him to give it to her.
Also, it's care-ah-mell you fucking heathen!
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 8:57 AM on September 25, 2010
Also, it's care-ah-mell you fucking heathen!
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 8:57 AM on September 25, 2010
What was creepiest to me was that I didn't recognize the Olsen Twins, because I just saw a pair of healthy little girls instead of sallow, drug-addled waifs.
posted by Countess Elena at 9:06 AM on September 25, 2010
posted by Countess Elena at 9:06 AM on September 25, 2010
Creepin? What? No way!
This is sold-hard core FUNKIN!
THIS IS FRIED CHICKEN FUNK
GOD! IM TRIPPIN ON THAT!
KAAA! KAAA!
posted by humannaire at 9:58 AM on September 25, 2010 [1 favorite]
This is sold-hard core FUNKIN!
THIS IS FRIED CHICKEN FUNK
GOD! IM TRIPPIN ON THAT!
KAAA! KAAA!
posted by humannaire at 9:58 AM on September 25, 2010 [1 favorite]
KAAA! KAAA!
Put down the Robitussin and back away. Slowly.
Either that or pass it to me.
posted by bayani at 11:47 AM on September 25, 2010
Put down the Robitussin and back away. Slowly.
Either that or pass it to me.
posted by bayani at 11:47 AM on September 25, 2010
I am under the influence and I think this is hilarious.
This.
posted by Joe Beese at 12:05 PM on September 25, 2010
This.
posted by Joe Beese at 12:05 PM on September 25, 2010
This may be the closest thing yet to the Entertainment from Infinite Jest.
posted by Halloween Jack at 12:44 PM on September 25, 2010 [7 favorites]
posted by Halloween Jack at 12:44 PM on September 25, 2010 [7 favorites]
The weird thing about the full-speed one is how unnatural the voices are. Slowed down, sure, it's all hellish, but at full speed it becomes apparent that the voices are just overdubbed by adults putting on falsettos.
posted by kafziel at 1:12 PM on September 25, 2010
posted by kafziel at 1:12 PM on September 25, 2010
Okay. Thanks guys, thanks for coming over and doing the pizza thing. But... um, well... we're billionaires, and you... you've got to go now.
posted by Naberius at 1:52 PM on September 25, 2010
posted by Naberius at 1:52 PM on September 25, 2010
I think there's something in that pizza that they're not telling us about.
posted by SpaceJazz at 1:58 PM on September 25, 2010
posted by SpaceJazz at 1:58 PM on September 25, 2010
My friends don't understand why I don't like the Beastie Boys. Now I can point to this video and explain to them that, to me, every BB song sounds exactly like this.
posted by Think_Long at 2:25 PM on September 25, 2010 [4 favorites]
posted by Think_Long at 2:25 PM on September 25, 2010 [4 favorites]
I really like this guy's stuff. It's worthwhile to check out his youtube account.
posted by codacorolla at 5:11 PM on September 25, 2010
posted by codacorolla at 5:11 PM on September 25, 2010
Also WCityMike -- I'm sad that you left. You have brought me so much joy with this pizza song, and now you leave because of a combative MeTa? Streets behind dude, streets behind.
posted by Think_Long at 6:27 PM on September 25, 2010
posted by Think_Long at 6:27 PM on September 25, 2010
Uncannily Ween-like.
posted by Robin Kestrel at 6:40 PM on September 25, 2010
posted by Robin Kestrel at 6:40 PM on September 25, 2010
Ha, I love their fucked up lil' trance faces. ♪ In-A-Gadda-Da-Pizza Bay-Bay ♫ .
posted by dgaicun at 4:52 AM on September 26, 2010
posted by dgaicun at 4:52 AM on September 26, 2010
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