[Means of transport] left [Big City] and did not stop
You ought to saw that [transport worker] when he made a [hot thing] hot
Oh, reach over in [location] and hand me my [adjective] shoes
You know by that, [relation], I've got them [Smaller Town] blues. posted by The White Hat at 3:55 PM on December 9, 2010 [1 favorite]
She caught the [acronym], left me a [personal mode of transportation] to [verb]
I said, she caught the [acronym], left me a [personal mode of transportation] to [verb]
Well, my [relative] caught the [acronym], left me a [personal mode of transportation] to [verb]
The [mass mode of transportation] pulled out, I [past tense form of verb] on behind
[adjective form of mental illness] 'bout her, that hard-headed [noun] of mine posted by Halloween Jack at 4:13 PM on December 9, 2010 [1 favorite]
"Listening to the blues, I can almost imagine what it would be like to experience one of those things." posted by crapmatic at 4:16 PM on December 9, 2010
I don't get the little tag at the end about the saddest part being that everything was caused by men. Am i being advertised something?
lesbianism possibly? posted by djduckie at 4:20 PM on December 9, 2010
"[Demon or monster], sniffin' at my [body part]
[Demon or monster], sniffin' at my [body part];
I got a [quantity] of [fluid], rollin' through my [adjective] heart."
I lost my little fuck
I lost my fuck girl too
I fuck just everything
So fuck I messed with you posted by loquacious at 5:58 PM on December 9, 2010 [4 favorites]
(Apparently it does industrial dance music, too.) posted by loquacious at 5:59 PM on December 9, 2010
Those were the days. posted by notyou at 6:18 PM on December 9, 2010
Obligatory Dead Milkmen:
You see the blues
The blues isn't an art form
It's not a type of music
The blues is a product
Not unlike computer chips or tampons
The blues is a way for white kids to feel
That they understand the feelings of black people
Without ever having to meet any of them
The blues is all these things and more
Available for $19.95 posted by RobotVoodooPower at 7:00 PM on December 9, 2010 [3 favorites]
Once a little
Small a little
Dog posted by Mblue at 7:24 PM on December 9, 2010
Thanks ubernostrum. That was my all-time favorite chain email back in the day. posted by danb at 8:32 PM on December 9, 2010
that was a bit shit really. posted by mary8nne at 2:34 AM on December 10, 2010
People who think the blues are only about "sadness and regret" are uninformed and under-educated on the subject. They know nothing about the blues, and really shouldn't be writing about it.
This website is dumb and embarrassingly trivial and serves only to show how little aware people are of the fact that blues lyrics, throughout the decades, have provided us with some of the finest folk poetry the world has ever seen. I hate how the blues is trivialized in ways like this. posted by flapjax at midnite at 5:46 AM on December 10, 2010 [2 favorites]
We're here all week. Tip your waitroids.
Don't tip the waitroids,
you're gonna be doin' some wrong,
Don't tip the waitroids,
There's a problem with the gyro goin' on,
They need a firmware upgrade,
but their warranty has just done gone,
If you tip them waitroids,
The'll fall down an' not get up,
If you tip them waitroids,
The'll fall down an' not get up,
If you tip them waitroids,
At least until I get by beer,
No one's round here gonna fix 'em,
'Cause they don't serve their kind in here posted by chambers at 10:21 AM on December 10, 2010
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