Blues Maker

December 9, 2010 3:16 PM

I lost my little [noun]
I lost my [adjective] girl too
I [verb] just everything
So [adjective] I messed with you

Create your own song of sadness and regret with the Blues Maker.
posted by gottabefunky (25 comments total)

That's not even a proper blues couplet.
posted by kenko at 3:17 PM on December 9, 2010

If you like authentic blues, you should check out Blueshammer. They're so great.
posted by Crane Shot at 3:24 PM on December 9, 2010 [10 favorites]

That's neat
posted by New England Cultist at 3:35 PM on December 9, 2010

Good afternoon [first name]
My name is [sockpuppet]
Thank you for contacting [vendor].
How I can [verb] you today.

From Outsourced Chat Support Blues
posted by circular at 3:43 PM on December 9, 2010 [8 favorites]

1-4-5.
posted by ovvl at 3:49 PM on December 9, 2010 [1 favorite]

Woke up this morning
Got a big chin
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 3:49 PM on December 9, 2010

I lost my little Nose
I lost my cranky Pie too
I haired up just about everything
So fuzzy I messed with you




We were just making up songs to sing to the cats. Thanks!
posted by louche mustachio at 3:55 PM on December 9, 2010 [2 favorites]

[Means of transport] left [Big City] and did not stop
You ought to saw that [transport worker] when he made a [hot thing] hot
Oh, reach over in [location] and hand me my [adjective] shoes
You know by that, [relation], I've got them [Smaller Town] blues.
posted by The White Hat at 3:55 PM on December 9, 2010 [1 favorite]

She caught the [acronym], left me a [personal mode of transportation] to [verb]

I said, she caught the [acronym], left me a [personal mode of transportation] to [verb]

Well, my [relative] caught the [acronym], left me a [personal mode of transportation] to [verb]

The [mass mode of transportation] pulled out, I [past tense form of verb] on behind

[adjective form of mental illness] 'bout her, that hard-headed [noun] of mine
posted by Halloween Jack at 4:13 PM on December 9, 2010 [1 favorite]

Also, needs "madlibs" tag.
posted by Halloween Jack at 4:14 PM on December 9, 2010

This was fun, but is he saying, "Vilma"?
posted by Evangeline at 4:15 PM on December 9, 2010

Affluent White Man Enjoys, Causes The Blues (Onion).

"Listening to the blues, I can almost imagine what it would be like to experience one of those things."
posted by crapmatic at 4:16 PM on December 9, 2010

It's about time Eric Clapton got onto the Internets.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 4:19 PM on December 9, 2010 [1 favorite]

I don't get the little tag at the end about the saddest part being that everything was caused by men. Am i being advertised something?
lesbianism possibly?
posted by djduckie at 4:20 PM on December 9, 2010

"[Demon or monster], sniffin' at my [body part]
[Demon or monster], sniffin' at my [body part];
I got a [quantity] of [fluid], rollin' through my [adjective] heart."

We're here all week. Tip your waitroids.
posted by steambadger at 5:06 PM on December 9, 2010 [1 favorite]

I lost my little fuck
I lost my fuck girl too
I fuck just everything
So fuck I messed with you
posted by loquacious at 5:58 PM on December 9, 2010 [4 favorites]

(Apparently it does industrial dance music, too.)
posted by loquacious at 5:59 PM on December 9, 2010

loquacious reminds me of "Deer is fuck".

Those were the days.
posted by notyou at 6:18 PM on December 9, 2010

Obligatory Dead Milkmen:

You see the blues
The blues isn't an art form
It's not a type of music
The blues is a product
Not unlike computer chips or tampons
The blues is a way for white kids to feel
That they understand the feelings of black people
Without ever having to meet any of them
The blues is all these things and more
Available for $19.95
posted by RobotVoodooPower at 7:00 PM on December 9, 2010 [3 favorites]

Obligatory.
posted by ubernostrum at 7:02 PM on December 9, 2010

Once a little
Small a little
Dog
posted by Mblue at 7:24 PM on December 9, 2010

Thanks ubernostrum. That was my all-time favorite chain email back in the day.
posted by danb at 8:32 PM on December 9, 2010

that was a bit shit really.
posted by mary8nne at 2:34 AM on December 10, 2010

People who think the blues are only about "sadness and regret" are uninformed and under-educated on the subject. They know nothing about the blues, and really shouldn't be writing about it.

This website is dumb and embarrassingly trivial and serves only to show how little aware people are of the fact that blues lyrics, throughout the decades, have provided us with some of the finest folk poetry the world has ever seen. I hate how the blues is trivialized in ways like this.
posted by flapjax at midnite at 5:46 AM on December 10, 2010 [2 favorites]

We're here all week. Tip your waitroids.

Don't tip the waitroids,
you're gonna be doin' some wrong,
Don't tip the waitroids,
There's a problem with the gyro goin' on,
They need a firmware upgrade,
but their warranty has just done gone,

If you tip them waitroids,
The'll fall down an' not get up,
If you tip them waitroids,
The'll fall down an' not get up,

If you tip them waitroids,
At least until I get by beer,
No one's round here gonna fix 'em,
'Cause they don't serve their kind in here
posted by chambers at 10:21 AM on December 10, 2010