Seeing as how it's Thursday here, I'll assume that you're either in a different hemisphere than I am, or that you're actually in the future right now and communicating through some freaky time-browser thing.
Your profile confirms the former, but I'm going to ignore it and assume the latter. The future, man. Awesome. posted by truex at 6:45 PM on July 15, 2004
*humps miguel's leg* posted by jonmc at 6:48 PM on July 15, 2004
*humps pictures of dead babies* posted by y6y6y6 at 7:14 PM on July 15, 2004
I guess I should've known better than to click a link labeled "dead babies"....but morbid curiosity and all... Those are some seriously disturbing photos. posted by Oriole Adams at 7:15 PM on July 15, 2004
Dancing Jello's Hideaway
*giggles* I'se jumping in the air. Looks kinda like Cottons is watching to see how high I can go. Thank you Destiny! posted by amberglow at 8:30 PM on July 15, 2004
*cries* posted by jonmc at 9:05 PM on July 15, 2004
The forest of feelings is full of lush tree's, grass and beautiful plants. The leaves are heart shaped and have different colors. There is a river running through the Forest of Feelings. The forest of Feelings lies somewhere between earth and Care-a-Lot. Together Care-a-Lot and the Forest of Feelings makes up the wonderful Kingdom of Caring.
Yeah, I was thereonce , on mushrooms... then it all went away and turned bitter again... posted by moonbird at 9:15 PM on July 15, 2004
*looks at pretty flowers * posted by sgt.serenity at 9:28 PM on July 15, 2004
you're actually in the future right now and communicating through some freaky time-browser thing.
Yeah, Firefox 2.9 is quite the thing, isn't it? posted by dg at 9:30 PM on July 15, 2004
these are so heartwarming i may have to open a wrist or two. jaysus. posted by whatnot at 9:32 PM on July 15, 2004
Frantically he tried to clean up this monumental mess but slipped on the eggs, getting his pajamas white and sticky.
And just then he saw Dad standing at the door. Big crocodile tears welled up in Brandon's eyes. All he'd wanted to do was something good, but he'd made a terrible mess. He was sure a scolding was coming, maybe even a spanking.
But his father just watched him. Then, walking through the mess, he picked up his crying son, hugged him and loved him, getting his own pajamas white and sticky in the process.
Okay, ss, fun is fun, and all, but that is just sick. You should be ashamed.
And this:
pictures of dead babies
posted by quonsar
Dear god, q, where did you find this horrorshow? posted by jokeefe at 1:38 AM on July 16, 2004
I call foul on the original heartwarming story in the FPP. Father dies violently in war, mother freezes to death, almost certainly in large amounts of pain given that she's just given birth, and child falls into clutches of brainwashing outsider with no respect for child's cultural traditions. You sick fuck, sarge. posted by biffa at 1:49 AM on July 16, 2004
I, for one, welcome this new age of love and caring. I was in a foul mood, and these stories were just the ticket. Yes, I am a sap. posted by doozer_ex_machina at 3:29 AM on July 16, 2004
I don't give a shit what anyone says. This story called water brought one tear to my eye despite trying to hold them back in the office. Cheers sgt.serenity posted by kenaman at 4:35 AM on July 16, 2004
Well all I can say is, if this is what Heartwarming Friday is going to be all about, I will be linking arms with stavros this time next week. posted by dg at 4:46 AM on July 16, 2004
mazel tov, coldchef!!! posted by amberglow at 5:38 AM on July 16, 2004
Good God, who the hell are you people and what have you done with the MetaFilter crew?! posted by JollyWanker at 5:47 AM on July 16, 2004
My little (borg) pony. posted by seanyboy at 5:56 AM on July 16, 2004
kisses to all posted by dame at 5:58 AM on July 16, 2004
Cynicism ils the weapon of the wounded posted by Postroad at 6:12 AM on July 16, 2004
This is absolutely disgusting. posted by adampsyche at 6:33 AM on July 16, 2004
*humps courtney love's ragged out meat tunnel* posted by dhoyt at 7:55 AM on July 16, 2004
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