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August 8, 2012 7:22 AM

The Blue has had Dark Knights Rises posts and 'Call Me Maybe' posts, but Batman Maybe combines the best of the two. (SLYT). Spoilers, obviously).
posted by Mezentian (18 comments total)

That was possibly more enjoyable than the movie, although I think it needed an "Avuncular Bane Voice" voice over at some point.

Maybe I just want that voice to read me bedtime stories; is that so wrong of me?
posted by GenjiandProust at 7:28 AM on August 8, 2012 [4 favorites]

That was possibly more enjoyable than the movie

No, that was more enjoyable than the movie.
I saw it last night.
I snarfed when Bane came in.

Maybe I just want that voice to read me bedtime stories; is that so wrong of me?

No. No, as long as Catwoman tucks me in.
posted by Mezentian at 7:31 AM on August 8, 2012 [1 favorite]

*bane voice*
I you give a mouse a cookie, then you are only doing what is right.
For too long you have hoarded the carb-rich food for yourself, allowing the mouse to starve amid your decadence.
And for this your punishment must be more severe.
posted by codacorolla at 7:31 AM on August 8, 2012 [24 favorites]

So when does it all get mashed up with Downfall?
posted by edgeways at 7:32 AM on August 8, 2012 [2 favorites]

Has someone done the Call Me Maybe lyrics on the Downfall video yet?

... All ten of them? I guess maybe you'd need more material.
posted by ODiV at 7:36 AM on August 8, 2012

I you give a mouse a cookie, then you are only doing what is right.

I would favorite this more, if I could.
Maybe a Bane-Herzog bedtime reading tag-team would be almost perfect.
posted by GenjiandProust at 7:38 AM on August 8, 2012

Maybe a Bane-Herzog bedtime reading tag-team would be almost perfect.

Scariest.
Fantasy.
Ever.

I want to film that.
posted by Mezentian at 7:39 AM on August 8, 2012 [3 favorites]

Hilter sings "Call Me Maybe"
I hate the fact I have now heard the original.
posted by Mezentian at 7:44 AM on August 8, 2012 [3 favorites]

Best Marvel movie = Bruce Banner, Jane Foster, Erik Selvig, & Tony Stark: SCIENCEBROS FOR JUSTICE

There will be lots of graph paper and explosions and it will be amaaaaazing
posted by nicebookrack at 7:49 AM on August 8, 2012

Great video and I liked it a lot. Dammit.
posted by halfbuckaroo at 7:58 AM on August 8, 2012

Hee!

I may have liked their Blake more than Joseph Gordon-Levitt's.
posted by PhoBWanKenobi at 8:11 AM on August 8, 2012 [1 favorite]

what's especially perfect about this rendition was how perfectly it transposed John Blake into the Carly Rae Jepsen of the original music video. Amazing.
posted by cendawanita at 8:14 AM on August 8, 2012

I'm pretty sure the only Nolan-Batman folk not in this video are JGL and Gary Goldman.

Because everyone else is so perfect.
posted by Mezentian at 8:22 AM on August 8, 2012

Loved it!
posted by the cydonian at 9:00 AM on August 8, 2012

That was possibly more enjoyable than the movie, although I think it needed an "Avuncular Bane Voice" voice over at some point.

Maybe I just want that voice to read me bedtime stories; is that so wrong of me?

*bane voice*
I you give a mouse a cookie, then you are only doing what is right.
For too long you have hoarded the carb-rich food for yourself, allowing the mouse to starve amid your decadence.
And for this your punishment must be more severe.

My boyfriend's been doing goofy Bane voice for the last week. So, yes, having Bane read you bedtime stories is exactly as great as you think it would be.
posted by rhythm and booze at 9:03 AM on August 8, 2012 [1 favorite]

So, yes, having Bane read you bedtime stories is exactly as great as you think it would be.

Sure, rub it in.

Why does everybody else get to live my fantasy life?!

It's this kind of continual frustrations that make people become super villains, mark my words...
posted by GenjiandProust at 9:31 AM on August 8, 2012

This was much better than I expected it to be. Kudos to everyone involved.
posted by ColdChef at 11:29 AM on August 8, 2012

I'm reliably informed you need to have been only recently introduced, have a mental illness, and not have particularly high expectations about the likelihood of future telephone conversations.
posted by obiwanwasabi at 2:17 AM on August 9, 2012