When the call came in, I had shit on my hands.
I’m speaking literally here
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Tesla is one battery breakthrough away from completely ruling the automotive world. Well, one battery breakthrough and a couple of dozen state legislature deals - the resistance to their showroom-and-order business model from entrenched car dealers is not a trivial obstacle to overcome.
Tesla is one battery breakthrough away from completely ruling the automotive world.
runs on electricity and will likely be the first self-driving car through factory upgrades once Elon Musk has regulatory and insurance backing.
And so we end up here, not with a boot stamping on a face forever, but with a Corolla parked outside forever, a wad of glum automotive chewing gum dutifully being dutiful without any hope of ever producing a scrap of delight or wonder, there to deliver us to our prairie dog town careers and our chore-filled lives, and we posit incredulous queries in the media as to why the youth of America don't seem to be all that excited to drive and own cars anymore.
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