I was impatient for love, but not that impatient.
August 8, 2013 12:11 PM   Subscribe

After almost nine years, the cost of finding him has plummeted to a mere $2 a day, and in another decade it’ll be less than a dollar. In our view, a bargain.

Ha! The math that justifies expensive handbags can justify love, too. Great piece.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 12:16 PM on August 8, 2013 [4 favorites]

Very cute. I'm glad they found each other!
posted by Admiral Haddock at 12:19 PM on August 8, 2013

Huh, interesting perspective. :) Though I was caught by the bit at the end:
If you are a motion animator or illustrator and would like to create a video for the Modern Love animated monthly series, please e-mail your sample reel and contact information to ...

Much as I like art and animation, I'd go with text every time.
posted by tilde at 12:59 PM on August 8, 2013

I was prepared to make fun of this, but I'm going to give it an awww instead.

More power to 'em, as they'd say back home.

Love makes the world go 'round. Find it how you can.
posted by Fists O'Fury at 1:49 PM on August 8, 2013

I'm going with "Awwwww...." followed by "I wonder if Dale does hets?
posted by Tell Me No Lies at 2:03 PM on August 8, 2013 [2 favorites]

“The secret is to know what you want and behave in ways that get you there.”

posted by Kerasia at 2:31 PM on August 8, 2013

Twenty years, same as in town.
posted by ricochet biscuit at 2:37 PM on August 8, 2013 [2 favorites]

What if you reversed the pay scale? Let's say Dale said "Hey, my service is free, but if I find you a match, you have to pay me a dollar every day you stay together." I wonder how many people would sign up for that?
posted by thewumpusisdead at 3:22 PM on August 8, 2013 [3 favorites]

It was cute...

But it was published under "Fashion". Heh.
posted by Night_owl at 3:38 PM on August 8, 2013 [1 favorite]

How do you spell “a-w-k-w-a-r-d”!
Someone pissed off the copyeditor.
posted by aw_yiss at 4:21 PM on August 8, 2013

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