Sex Lexis: Dictionary of Sexual Terms and Expressions
September 24, 2013 8:46 PM Subscribe
If you are searching for the definition to a sexual term and find Urban Dictionary a bit to cluttered with (non-sexual) entries of questionable validity or juvenile jokes among friends and people you don't know, yet the sex dictionary doesn't have enough entries, you may find sex-lexis enlightening, from a bit ginger to zucchini (NSFW, natch).
Zapp: "If it's a lesson in love, watch out; I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kif?"
Kiff: "[Sigh] 'Sexlexia'"
... and yet it's not listed. Pity.
posted by komara at 8:54 PM on September 24, 2013 [8 favorites]
Kiff: "[Sigh] 'Sexlexia'"
... and yet it's not listed. Pity.
posted by komara at 8:54 PM on September 24, 2013 [8 favorites]
See also Roger's Profanisaurus, NSFW or terribly right-on people with no sense of humour.
posted by Decani at 8:58 PM on September 24, 2013 [3 favorites]
posted by Decani at 8:58 PM on September 24, 2013 [3 favorites]
Oh, come on. Was Lexis-Sexis already taken? This just seems like a huge missed opportunity...
posted by schmod at 9:03 PM on September 24, 2013 [3 favorites]
posted by schmod at 9:03 PM on September 24, 2013 [3 favorites]
articulate the archdeacon:
Jocular coinage for male, to masturbate . See masturbation-male for synonyms.
I.... I.... Goddamn that is the best euphemism EVER.
posted by WidgetAlley at 9:04 PM on September 24, 2013 [2 favorites]
Jocular coinage for male, to masturbate . See masturbation-male for synonyms.
I.... I.... Goddamn that is the best euphemism EVER.
posted by WidgetAlley at 9:04 PM on September 24, 2013 [2 favorites]
"Sorry the term santorum is not in the Sexual Dictionary."
I question the validity of this dictionary.
posted by jedicus at 9:04 PM on September 24, 2013 [10 favorites]
I question the validity of this dictionary.
posted by jedicus at 9:04 PM on September 24, 2013 [10 favorites]
I think I'm going to have this on hand next time I read a George MacDonald Frasier's Flashman novel.
("Gallop the old lizard" indeed.)
posted by WidgetAlley at 9:07 PM on September 24, 2013
("Gallop the old lizard" indeed.)
posted by WidgetAlley at 9:07 PM on September 24, 2013
Seriously? No "private moment" or varients there of?
posted by Samizdata at 9:13 PM on September 24, 2013
posted by Samizdata at 9:13 PM on September 24, 2013
Passes on gristle, gamahuche, batty, cunny and purse.
posted by Artw at 9:15 PM on September 24, 2013
posted by Artw at 9:15 PM on September 24, 2013
A Neapolitan consolation is not, as one might hope, a tricolored frozen treat awarded for coming in fourth.
posted by Ice Cream Socialist at 9:22 PM on September 24, 2013 [3 favorites]
posted by Ice Cream Socialist at 9:22 PM on September 24, 2013 [3 favorites]
bang bang
In that case, it should be the other way round, shouldn't it?
posted by Rustic Etruscan at 9:22 PM on September 24, 2013
In that case, it should be the other way round, shouldn't it?
posted by Rustic Etruscan at 9:22 PM on September 24, 2013
articulate the archdeacon
For when "punch the Pope" is too crude?
posted by Mister Moofoo at 9:46 PM on September 24, 2013
For when "punch the Pope" is too crude?
posted by Mister Moofoo at 9:46 PM on September 24, 2013
Well they've got this one wrong. It's Alan Whickers, not Whiskers.
posted by andraste at 10:53 PM on September 24, 2013
posted by andraste at 10:53 PM on September 24, 2013
I kinda like nether lashes. Sounds much better than 'pubic hair'.
Confession: I was going to type the former "flows off the tongue" but it became awkward, given the context.
Besides which, nether lashes/pubic hair flowing off the tongue? That's not even accurate, when you get right down to it.
Oh dear, that's awkward, too!
I give up.
posted by misha at 11:11 PM on September 24, 2013 [1 favorite]
Confession: I was going to type the former "flows off the tongue" but it became awkward, given the context.
Besides which, nether lashes/pubic hair flowing off the tongue? That's not even accurate, when you get right down to it.
Oh dear, that's awkward, too!
I give up.
posted by misha at 11:11 PM on September 24, 2013 [1 favorite]
How about that.
Urban dictionary (some of them quite sweet):
97 definitions for boyfriend
95 definitions for girlfriend
Sex-Lexis
0 definitions for boyfriend
2 definitions for girlfriend with lots of 'See Also'.
posted by unliteral at 12:17 AM on September 25, 2013 [3 favorites]
Urban dictionary (some of them quite sweet):
97 definitions for boyfriend
95 definitions for girlfriend
Sex-Lexis
0 definitions for boyfriend
2 definitions for girlfriend with lots of 'See Also'.
posted by unliteral at 12:17 AM on September 25, 2013 [3 favorites]
We actually use UD a lot at work to check whether song lyrics or slang phrases are particularly rude. (I work in advertising clearance - checking whether content will cause serious or widespread offence.) It's easy to catch the odd n-bomb in a non-radio edit in a film trailer, but phrases such as 'superman that ho'? Someone has to tell us what it means.
Unfortunately, sex-lexis is blocked from our work server. ARSE.
posted by mippy at 3:44 AM on September 25, 2013 [1 favorite]
Unfortunately, sex-lexis is blocked from our work server. ARSE.
posted by mippy at 3:44 AM on September 25, 2013 [1 favorite]
No Dirty Sanchez! What kind of dictionary is this?
posted by Pablo MacWilliams at 5:57 AM on September 25, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by Pablo MacWilliams at 5:57 AM on September 25, 2013 [1 favorite]
I could have use this in sixth grade. I was one of few kids who grew up outside a subdivision and without cable, so I was always the last to learn the latest insult.
Kid: "Hey Turkey Glue, are you a lesbian?" (I'm male, for what it's worth)
Me: "Uhhhh..."
Kid: "No, come on, are you a lesbian?"
Me: "Uh, I guess?"
Kid: "Haw haw, hey everybody, Turkey Glue is a lesbian!!!"
Threes hours later, I consult the Merriam-Webster Dictionary:
"Lesbian adj: Of or pertaining to the isle of Lesbos."
"Now what in the sam hell..."
posted by Turkey Glue at 8:42 AM on September 25, 2013
Kid: "Hey Turkey Glue, are you a lesbian?" (I'm male, for what it's worth)
Me: "Uhhhh..."
Kid: "No, come on, are you a lesbian?"
Me: "Uh, I guess?"
Kid: "Haw haw, hey everybody, Turkey Glue is a lesbian!!!"
Threes hours later, I consult the Merriam-Webster Dictionary:
"Lesbian adj: Of or pertaining to the isle of Lesbos."
"Now what in the sam hell..."
posted by Turkey Glue at 8:42 AM on September 25, 2013
Possibly my most Mefi-appropriate entry in the mighty Profanisaurus:
paralytically incorrect n. A consequence of heavy intoxication where one's easy-going, tolerant views are discarded in favour of a rather more robust manifesto.
posted by Decani at 12:45 PM on September 25, 2013 [2 favorites]
paralytically incorrect n. A consequence of heavy intoxication where one's easy-going, tolerant views are discarded in favour of a rather more robust manifesto.
posted by Decani at 12:45 PM on September 25, 2013 [2 favorites]
How about that.
Urban dictionary (some of them quite sweet)
97 definitions for boyfriend
95 definitions for girlfriend
Sex-Lexis
0 definitions for boyfriend
2 definitions for girlfriend with lots of 'See Also'.
Yeah, I got the feeling that Sex Lexis is a bit of a dick-tionary, written by some dudes from their perspective.
posted by filthy light thief at 8:11 AM on October 1, 2013
Urban dictionary (some of them quite sweet)
97 definitions for boyfriend
95 definitions for girlfriend
Sex-Lexis
0 definitions for boyfriend
2 definitions for girlfriend with lots of 'See Also'.
Yeah, I got the feeling that Sex Lexis is a bit of a dick-tionary, written by some dudes from their perspective.
posted by filthy light thief at 8:11 AM on October 1, 2013
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