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April 10, 2014 2:52 PM

Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn - Kawaii Affection (SLYT)

(a cat is added)

posted by kafziel (9 comments total)

I understand all of the words in the title; I can describe the factual sequence of events in the video to you—and yet I have no idea what the fuck I just watched.

Does this make more sense if you've played Final Fantasy XIV?
posted by escape from the potato planet at 3:01 PM on April 10, 2014

Truly, Square has created a "formidable treatise on the relationship between the invention of communicative interaction and the engendering of print culture which is neither a survey, nor an expository work in the familiar sense, but a critical polyphony."

[citation]
posted by radicalawyer at 3:24 PM on April 10, 2014

Does this make more sense if you've played Final Fantasy XIV?

No.
posted by wildcrdj at 3:38 PM on April 10, 2014

Does this make more sense if you've played Final Fantasy XIV?

I think it's a treatise on the mating rituals of the Lalafel species.
posted by kafziel at 3:41 PM on April 10, 2014

I am all for kawaii. But I do not understand this kawaii. I would like it better without baby punching.
posted by DarkForest at 6:24 PM on April 10, 2014 [2 favorites]

Fear Not! Any question you could possibly have at this point can be answered with this video.
posted by BucketOBees at 6:55 PM on April 10, 2014 [1 favorite]

Okay own up. Who gave life to the Precious Moments figurines?

Of course I knew if they were ever vivified they'd have a ton of latent aggression to work out.
posted by JHarris at 7:07 PM on April 10, 2014

Oh no... I fear I will have to try and understand another esoteric internet meme.
I will pause for a couple of drinks then check back later when this has been
decoded.
posted by quazichimp at 11:08 PM on April 10, 2014

This is the strangest youtube hole I've fallen down in months. And I'm not even confused by the FFXIV part.
posted by Mizu at 12:17 AM on April 11, 2014