Scientists name new species of Puerto Rican water mite after JLo
July 17, 2014 4:24 AM   Subscribe

 
Wading for a mite, whoa-oa-oa!
posted by Renoroc at 4:51 AM on July 17, 2014 [5 favorites]


Great! Now I can expand my fan-fic into a whole new direction.
posted by dances_with_sneetches at 5:44 AM on July 17, 2014


Neat. Got me wondering if there was a list somewhere of celebrity-derived organism names, and I didn't wonder very long because of course Wikipedia has one, with all the Attenborosauruses and Aleiodes shakirae and whatnot.
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 7:18 AM on July 17, 2014 [1 favorite]


Great! Now I can expand my fan-fic into a whole new direction.
posted by dances_with_sneetches at 8:44 AM on July 17 [+] [!]


Please write a parody version of Kafka's The Metamorphosis featuring JLo. Please.
posted by Fizz at 7:46 AM on July 17, 2014


Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got
I'm still dealing with the crushing alienating pain of being alive
posted by Greg Nog at 7:57 AM on July 17, 2014 [2 favorites]


They're still just Litarachna from the block
posted by Greg_Ace at 10:03 AM on July 17, 2014 [2 favorites]


100% made this post for the jokes and puns that would follow.
posted by ellieBOA at 2:03 PM on July 17, 2014 [1 favorite]


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