"It was the Yuletide, that men call Christmas"
December 24, 2014 7:59 AM Subscribe
David Wong, Cracked: The True Meaning of Christmas (That Everyone Forgets)
Let's say we find out an asteroid is going to hit the earth at some point over the next three months. It may kill all of us, it may kill some of us, it may splash harmlessly into the ocean -- but there is no stopping it. All we can do is hunker down and see what happens. How would you react? How would humanity as a whole react? Well, I know how: we would prepare as best we could, and then we would surround ourselves with the people we love most and party our asses off. We would do it, because we would realize it might be our last chance. I know this, because we have Christmas.title from H.P. Lovecraft's The Festival
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