February 22, 2002

12:18 PM

Fugitive cow in Cincinnati still on the loose! Week two! This story just cracks me up.
posted by Dome-O-Rama (22 comments total)

That cow's really hoofin' it.
posted by starvingartist at 12:20 PM on February 22, 2002

LOL! Boooooooooornnnnnnnn Freeeeeeeee!!!!
posted by Dome-O-Rama at 12:24 PM on February 22, 2002

I love the quote by Sophia Melnyk, "It could eat someone up!"

It's a frigging cow!
posted by wsfinkel at 12:25 PM on February 22, 2002

"The disappearing act concerns community members, many of whom worry about the safety of children. 'It could eat someone up,' exclaimed Sophia Melnyk."

What kind of man-eating cow is this, anyway? One of those CIA-trained army cows?
posted by ewagoner at 12:28 PM on February 22, 2002

"We used a helicopter and a heat seeking device and we still can't find her," claimed Lt. Kurt Byrd.

and who said military superiority didn't count for anything, gotta get those people eating cows.
posted by bittennails at 12:29 PM on February 22, 2002

I don't see the problem here. You find the cow in the forest, wait until she's asleep, sneak up on her and tip her over. Problem solved.
posted by ZachsMind at 12:29 PM on February 22, 2002

Poor cops'll never get a bead on this thing if someone doesn't dump some barbecue sauce on it.
posted by dong_resin at 12:33 PM on February 22, 2002

the cows are taking over. it's payback time.
posted by kliuless at 12:35 PM on February 22, 2002

Moo cow running free
Gleam in her eye from joy or
Does she crave our flesh?
posted by ColdChef at 12:36 PM on February 22, 2002

Take a lesson from
Old Lady Leary them cows
Crave firey carnage
posted by ColdChef at 12:39 PM on February 22, 2002

I've heard some jokes here about it refering to cincinnati's recent racial problems - "it's a white cow of course the cops haven't nailed it yet", lol.
posted by Dome-O-Rama at 12:40 PM on February 22, 2002

You know, all this talk about cow on human violence is totally out of control, when probably, cow on cow violence is WORSE, but of course the mainstream media wouldn't want to talk about THAT, what with their liberal, cow-loving agenda and what not.
posted by insomnyuk at 12:42 PM on February 22, 2002

Not a deer or fox
Cows aren't known for quiet grace
Must be a ghost cow
posted by ColdChef at 12:44 PM on February 22, 2002

"It could eat someone!"
Sophia's a little nuts.
It's a friggin' cow!
posted by starvingartist at 12:47 PM on February 22, 2002

Just follow the trail of carefully trimmed lawns. And cow poop.

(I don't do haiku, sorry to break the chain).
posted by tommasz at 12:55 PM on February 22, 2002

You were so close:

Just follow the trail
Of lawns, all carefully trimmed
And watch where you step
posted by ColdChef at 12:59 PM on February 22, 2002

"I don't do haiku.
Sorry to break the chain." is
a pretty good start.
posted by jpoulos at 1:01 PM on February 22, 2002

Man Eating Cow!? Geebus, somebody call the Tick! "Fugitive Cow" would make a great band name too.
posted by MrBaliHai at 1:02 PM on February 22, 2002

ColdChef and I
are both on the same wavelength.
Damn 9-6-2-2!
posted by jpoulos at 1:02 PM on February 22, 2002

Run bessie run!!!!!


posted by Dome-O-Rama at 1:16 PM on February 22, 2002

Run bessie run!!!!!


posted by Dome-O-Rama at 1:17 PM on February 22, 2002

I have said it before
and I will say it again:
"Eat Mor Chikin."
posted by ZachsMind at 1:17 PM on February 22, 2002