"This wicked conglomeration of horrors..."
June 29, 2015 9:09 AM Subscribe
This was a world that never quite fit me. I was unnaturally hungry and never found something that could satisfy that hunger. No job kept me. From desks to barns to the muffling din of factories, the concept of a profession was foreign. No drug quieted me for more than a few hours. No friend or lover ever lasted for more than a few days. My family had long since receded into the gray haze of memories.Thomas Ligotti reviews the new Hot Dog Bites Pizza from Pizza Hut.
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