Hello my future girlfriend.
March 1, 2002 10:39 AM   Subscribe

Hello my future girlfriend. I can only listen to this once all the way through before I get embarrased. This may be a little bit light for a front-page post, but hey, it's Friday.
posted by dr_emory (9 comments total)
one of my favorite gurus.
posted by badstone at 10:44 AM on March 1, 2002

Eureka! I've found a new voice mail message!

Nice kidmullet, too.
posted by jonmc at 10:46 AM on March 1, 2002

This isn't actually light. The kid is Faelan Aragorn, and the future girlfriend site was part of his dad's scheme: "soliciting underage girls to have sexual contact with underage boys, specifically Faelan and his brother."
posted by rcade at 10:47 AM on March 1, 2002

Thanks for that information, rcade. I hereby retract that last comment, which I would never have made, had I known the circumstances.
posted by jonmc at 10:51 AM on March 1, 2002

Holy crap! I thought this was just your average wierd internet meme. I didn't know this kid was being used. Wow.
I'm sorry I posted this with such a light tone.
posted by dr_emory at 10:53 AM on March 1, 2002

No problem. It has been floating around without the original site for a couple of years, trying to become the next Mahir.
posted by rcade at 11:08 AM on March 1, 2002

Rcade, I remeber the original site. This is a copy cat site.

Tho dig the jr. mullet.
posted by crackheadmatt at 2:25 PM on March 1, 2002

It's a copycat, but the photo and audio are Faelan Aragorn, the real kid.
posted by rcade at 3:18 PM on March 1, 2002

I just doublechecked Faelan's original site using the Web Archive. "Hello my future girlfriend" is a different pre-teen kid pitching woo via WAV files. Many thanks to the e-mailer who convinced me to recheck my memes.
posted by rcade at 3:51 PM on March 1, 2002

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