Give 'em the raspberry for the Holidays this year!

December 6, 2015 7:01 AM

The belly bump ball was developed for anger management. It's fun to wear. It lets you bump into things. And it looks like a raspberry.
posted by kinnakeet (9 comments total)

Imagine filling a giant plastic carton with people wearing these, a sacrificial offering for the grocery gods on high.
posted by oceanjesse at 7:20 AM on December 6, 2015 [4 favorites]

Man, I remember when slam-dancing was hardcore.
posted by Halloween Jack at 7:25 AM on December 6, 2015 [6 favorites]

I fear this will flush out those cannibal vegetarians we've been hearing about lately.
posted by jimmythefish at 7:30 AM on December 6, 2015

For once the comments are actually a pretty good read.

"Isn't this like super dangerous? I'm a doctor"
"No it's fine."

"Someone is going to drown in these things"
"No I doubt it"
posted by the uncomplicated soups of my childhood at 8:13 AM on December 6, 2015 [8 favorites]

Something like this: Bubble Soccer
posted by eye of newt at 9:13 AM on December 6, 2015

I imagine these would be good for kids to let off steam and rough-house a bit. Also, the comments are notable as pointed out above.
posted by artdesk at 10:14 AM on December 6, 2015

This looks like something that will create strange internet fetishes somewhere down the line.
posted by egypturnash at 2:12 PM on December 6, 2015 [2 favorites]

I'm sure there's a fetisher out there going "man I could have turn my fetish invention into a anger management tool for money!"
posted by numaner at 6:33 PM on December 6, 2015

Have played Bubble Soccer, did think "I'm gonna get seriously injured if I keep this up." And those things at least protected your head assuming the straps were adjusted correctly (though if they weren't, or the straps broke, have fun with that concussion.)
posted by asperity at 8:55 AM on December 7, 2015