DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs
March 1, 2016 7:33 PM Subscribe
You smack the AKTAD with your hammer. You score a critical hit and the AKTAD is partially disassembled!
[via mefi projects -- actually, a friend shared it on FB, and I found it here when I was getting ready to post!]*
In the Market Hall, you spot an ensorcelled saucepan (allows you to cast Summon Hex Wrench Golem once/hour).
The 4x4 EXPEDIT attacks! You take 8 oak damage.
You are in the Food Market.
You eat a hotdog and regain 9 HP. You feel content.
Yes, it's a Twitter account that tweets D&D-style encounters in the labyrinthine dungeon that is IKEA. Come to think of it, would hex paper make navigating IKEA easier?
*Let's just say I was not surprised that there was Mefite involvement.
In the Market Hall, you spot an ensorcelled saucepan (allows you to cast Summon Hex Wrench Golem once/hour).
The 4x4 EXPEDIT attacks! You take 8 oak damage.
You are in the Food Market.
You eat a hotdog and regain 9 HP. You feel content.
Yes, it's a Twitter account that tweets D&D-style encounters in the labyrinthine dungeon that is IKEA. Come to think of it, would hex paper make navigating IKEA easier?
*Let's just say I was not surprised that there was Mefite involvement.
Make sure you never linger in an IKEA past closing hours. Once the lights go off, you are likely to be eaten by a GRÜ.
posted by roger ackroyd at 11:16 PM on March 1, 2016 [3 favorites]
posted by roger ackroyd at 11:16 PM on March 1, 2016 [3 favorites]
Whoah!
posted by EndsOfInvention at 2:04 AM on March 2, 2016
posted by EndsOfInvention at 2:04 AM on March 2, 2016
Compared to my previous bots (the two most popular of which have gradually crept to just over 200 followers over a period of months), the fact that this went from zero to over 500 followers in like 3 days was kind of mind-blowing. It seems like the cross-over between D&D nerds and Ikea lovers is pretty big.
posted by EndsOfInvention at 2:11 AM on March 2, 2016 [2 favorites]
posted by EndsOfInvention at 2:11 AM on March 2, 2016 [2 favorites]
There is also a walkthrough for IKEA, the adventure game.
posted by tallmiddleagedgeek at 6:03 AM on March 2, 2016 [1 favorite]
posted by tallmiddleagedgeek at 6:03 AM on March 2, 2016 [1 favorite]
That's cheating.
posted by EndsOfInvention at 6:09 AM on March 2, 2016
posted by EndsOfInvention at 6:09 AM on March 2, 2016
The spells are great. I so want an excuse to cast Conjure Potted Plant or Bolt of Bolts.
posted by Banknote of the year at 6:55 AM on March 2, 2016 [1 favorite]
posted by Banknote of the year at 6:55 AM on March 2, 2016 [1 favorite]
I will now take all the credit for posting it over on Facebook.
posted by telophase at 9:26 AM on March 2, 2016 [3 favorites]
posted by telophase at 9:26 AM on March 2, 2016 [3 favorites]
Ha! I should have hat-tipped you or asked if you wanted to post it yourself. Sorry, telophase! (I'm usually pretty good about that.)
I see "flatpackomancy" has made it into the account...
posted by wintersweet at 11:44 AM on March 2, 2016 [2 favorites]
I see "flatpackomancy" has made it into the account...
posted by wintersweet at 11:44 AM on March 2, 2016 [2 favorites]
I am far too intimidated to make an FPP! Post away!
My gamer husband immediately sent this to all his friends. He's engaged in many a battle himself with IKEA items.
posted by telophase at 8:51 AM on March 3, 2016 [1 favorite]
My gamer husband immediately sent this to all his friends. He's engaged in many a battle himself with IKEA items.
posted by telophase at 8:51 AM on March 3, 2016 [1 favorite]
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