The hats of your mortal enemies, turned inside-out and used as flowerpots

April 17, 2016 6:43 PM

The hats of your mortal enemies, turned inside-out and used as flowerpots [via mefi projects]
posted by feckless fecal fear mongering (11 comments total)

Oooh, I love this so much! So very, very much.
posted by SecretAgentSockpuppet at 6:52 PM on April 17, 2016

Yeah I saw it on projects and once I caught my breath from giggling couldn't hit post fast enough.
posted by feckless fecal fear mongering at 6:59 PM on April 17, 2016 [1 favorite]

Oh this is exactly what I wanted to read right now.
posted by gamera at 7:03 PM on April 17, 2016

Reminds me of Douglas Adams:

3. There is a place in a distant galaxy, right in its star-dense heart, where one can look up and see a perfect letter Q written in stars across the sky. It is what is known as an asterism, or stars that are unrelated save that they happen to line up. And no being who has anything like a concept of the letter Q has ever lived in that galaxy. Nevertheless, it is there.

Very funny stuff and just my style!
posted by mmoncur at 8:04 PM on April 17, 2016 [3 favorites]

Don’t forget! 12:40 a.m., tomorrow, you’re scheduled to have that dream about the exam hall. Should I notify you 10 minutes beforehand so you can get there in time for everyone to see you have no clothes on, or shall I skip the reminder so that you arrive late and naked?

I love this!
posted by SisterHavana at 8:13 PM on April 17, 2016 [4 favorites]

I would have liked this a lot more if it had been presented as written up in the Projects post, and not as a complete mystery meat post on the front page.
posted by yhbc at 8:54 PM on April 17, 2016 [3 favorites]

I love mystery meat posts, not meant antagonistically, yhbc because the link is definitely 'what the what?' But it was a great read and paid off by the second sentence - ratifying my appreciation for mystery meat posts. Now, if it had been lame...
posted by From Bklyn at 11:17 PM on April 17, 2016

Well, I didn't read this the first couple of times I saw the FPP, but I'm very glad I eventually did. I don't know what that means WRT mystery meat, and I'm not sure what framing would have alerted me to the wonderful stuff in the link.
posted by Kirth Gerson at 2:23 AM on April 18, 2016

I expected pictures of hats, but this was funnier.
posted by amtho at 3:37 AM on April 18, 2016

like mcsweeney's was, or should have been. more borges.
posted by andrewcooke at 5:58 AM on April 18, 2016

Five Action Librarians

...fucking sold.
posted by Halloween Jack at 8:20 AM on April 18, 2016 [1 favorite]