Reality is too full

July 1, 2016 5:50 AM

What's wrong with worshipping a tree?
posted by Dumsnill (13 comments total)

If ya don'a get the ceremony just right the dryad of the tree will come out a eat'cha right up there., bucko.
posted by sammyo at 6:04 AM on July 1, 2016 [1 favorite]

'member the old nothing?
posted by Wretch729 at 6:15 AM on July 1, 2016 [2 favorites]

We're Reform Druids- we can worship at bushes.
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 6:33 AM on July 1, 2016 [4 favorites]

Nuttin'!

ho ho ho ho
posted by clockzero at 6:41 AM on July 1, 2016 [1 favorite]

Companion piece: Emigrants. #newvancouverzealandfrisco
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 6:56 AM on July 1, 2016 [5 favorites]

Nothing. You can use the branch to beat a bit to death.
posted by Tell Me No Lies at 8:21 AM on July 1, 2016 [1 favorite]

Timely: Boris Johnson is an actual Mayor.
posted by Jon Mitchell at 8:27 AM on July 1, 2016

This is a classic. And timely. I nearly weed myself laughing when I saw this live.
posted by EndsOfInvention at 8:54 AM on July 1, 2016 [1 favorite]

His song makes me want to fling open the attic window and scream "MOONCHILD!".
posted by Reverend John at 11:31 AM on July 1, 2016

Nothing. Tree worship is rooted in history after all; ash long as we don't get any CoE vicars turning over a new leaf and branching out into dryad celebrations for a larch it's oakay by me. Certainly wouldn't birch about it.
posted by MartinWisse at 1:32 PM on July 1, 2016 [2 favorites]

They do it in Westeros.
posted by jenfullmoon at 7:25 PM on July 1, 2016

Hey, I just posted this in an AskMe comment! That was fast.
posted by skoosh at 6:10 AM on July 2, 2016

-fast +a weird coincidence: I just noticed that this was posted yesterday.
posted by skoosh at 6:25 AM on July 2, 2016 [2 favorites]