Madam you have got to be joking. You cannot contain the Boris.
August 10, 2016 1:48 PM   Subscribe

NO BS, JUST SHOOTING - DOOM overview is a heartfelt game review from Life of Boris. Boris will inform you about many aspects of Slav life, including How to squat like slav and Why Slavs wear Adidas. Also Russian language. posted by Johnny Wallflower (11 comments total) 24 users marked this as a favorite
Yes. Is hilarious. I am squatting and laughing with my adidas on backwards. Is not easy being Slav.
posted by Mental Wimp at 2:51 PM on August 10, 2016 [2 favorites]

The MOOC I didn't even realize I needed.
posted by mondo dentro at 3:03 PM on August 10, 2016 [1 favorite]

Russian language video is very accurate and humorous, also useful, blyad'!
posted by languagehat at 3:05 PM on August 10, 2016 [1 favorite]

Man, that Western Spy Squat. The Slav Shibboleth.
posted by I-baLL at 3:24 PM on August 10, 2016 [3 favorites]

"...and whatever that problem is, tracksuit is here to help."
posted by hototogisu at 6:04 PM on August 10, 2016 [3 favorites]

This is awesome.
posted by corb at 10:07 PM on August 10, 2016

Bro. Brobrobrobrobro.

posted by middleclasstool at 5:19 AM on August 11, 2016 [1 favorite]

I'm guessing that “Slav” here means mostly Russian, and (perhaps to a lesser extent) Ukrainian/Belarussian, and that having been in the USSR is probably more of a common thread than Slavic ethnic/cultural roots.
posted by acb at 7:17 AM on August 11, 2016

Ever wonder why Adidas stripes go vertically on the legs, but angled on the shoes?
posted by the man of twists and turns at 8:36 AM on August 11, 2016 [8 favorites]

Well, he led me to believe I could squat comfortably through a 25-minute Pomodoro interval, and I lasted 2 or 3 seconds before toppling over. I'm beginning to think this guy is not entirely serious.
posted by tel3path at 9:47 AM on August 11, 2016

Well, no, he said you'll topple over since Western Spies can't slav squat as per the anthropological video that was linked to in the FPP.
posted by I-baLL at 9:53 AM on August 11, 2016 [2 favorites]

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