To the closet! Or the pantry! Or both!

April 16, 2017 6:00 PM

Wardrobe Snacks
posted by bq (11 comments total)

It has long been a practice of mine to coordinate the colors of my food to my clothing, specifically for the purpose of minimizing noticeable stains. Pizza? Get my red shirt.
posted by oneswellfoop at 6:52 PM on April 16, 2017

These...are my aesthetic
posted by elke_wood at 7:47 PM on April 16, 2017 [2 favorites]

I was expecting something like the B. Kliban cartoon.
posted by MtDewd at 8:25 PM on April 16, 2017 [3 favorites]

...and the pair are offering up prints of all twelve photos from the series for $145 a pop...

I am definitely in the wrong line of work.
posted by Amor Bellator at 8:54 PM on April 16, 2017 [3 favorites]

I will agree on choosing clothing for spill stealthing, but I am not dressing based on my menu today.
posted by Samizdata at 9:33 PM on April 16, 2017

I loaded up the page but the pictures were so Seventies that my computer accidentally turned into an elliptical thing with a screen on it and an antenna sticking out of either side

these are pretty neat though
posted by DoctorFedora at 10:00 PM on April 16, 2017 [7 favorites]

I expected this to be about people who hide boxes of cream donuts in their wardrobe, sock drawer, etc, as my dad did pre-divorce.
posted by BinaryApe at 12:31 AM on April 17, 2017 [8 favorites]

I had imagined people hiding in cabinets/closets/etc for secret eating.
posted by Mister Moofoo at 1:14 AM on April 17, 2017 [2 favorites]

The coffee outfit is my favorite.
posted by Mister Moofoo at 1:15 AM on April 17, 2017

Reminds me of this guy
posted by KateViolet at 1:45 AM on April 17, 2017 [2 favorites]

I'm having a problem appreciating these photos because my aesthetic sense is being attacked by the 70s fashion styling going on.
posted by infini at 2:34 AM on April 17, 2017 [1 favorite]