I'm annoyed. Just shut up. Who came up with this damned day anyway?
September 23, 2017 11:38 PM   Subscribe

Did you know September 24th is World Cassowary Day? We all need to think more like Cassowaries Why not meet Snitty in his gig as an annoyed Australian psephologist. And to finish up this glorious day. Just how dangerous are Cassowaries anyway?
posted by michswiss (8 comments total) 5 users marked this as a favorite
 
Cassowaries are also a vital part of any Aviary of Doom.

yes I am also disappointed that clip doesn't include everyone's reaction to "aviary of doom" but it's the only one I could find
posted by ckape at 12:28 AM on September 24 [2 favorites]


What was the cassowary doing in an El Paso aerie?

Drinking a margarita, senorita.
posted by fairmettle at 1:03 AM on September 24 [1 favorite]


Oh man, cassowaries are one of my favorite ratites, and I had no idea today is cassowary day! Thanks for the heads up! I will celebrate in part by not flying.
posted by aubilenon at 2:40 AM on September 24 [2 favorites]


Just how dangerous are Cassowaries anyway?

Dangerous enough that there's a popular saying: Kiwi in the streets, cassowary in the sheets

or something like that
posted by aubilenon at 2:48 AM on September 24 [8 favorites]


If you're disemboweling partners during sex, you're doing it wrong.
posted by leotrotsky at 5:02 AM on September 24 [1 favorite]


Let us all don our bony helmets that we may butt throught the celebratory underbrush and the occasional sheep fence.
posted by grumpybear69 at 10:00 AM on September 24


The only animal more vicious than dropbears.
posted by ephemerae at 6:58 PM on September 24


At least you can outrun a dropbear.
posted by pompomtom at 11:44 PM on September 24


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