Can't Keep My Paws to Myself
June 12, 2018 3:42 PM   Subscribe

 
Non-human animals are the best animals. But which of the non-human animals is the best of the best? The answer is dogs. Also, all the others.
posted by turbid dahlia at 3:45 PM on June 12 [5 favorites]


Baby heffalump is small yet also strangely big and very affectionate and that must hurt (but in a good way, but with bruises).
posted by Martha My Dear Prudence at 4:25 PM on June 12 [5 favorites]


Aw, the donkey is the best (donkeys are forever and always the best).
posted by Mrs. Rattery at 4:48 PM on June 12 [3 favorites]


The elephant is my favorite. I wanna play with a baby elephant!!
posted by hydra77 at 5:03 PM on June 12


Maybe it is just me but I think that the dude playing with the baby elephant may have gotten smacked in the face with baby elephant's other trunk........
posted by Hermione Granger at 5:57 PM on June 12 [1 favorite]


Yeah I feel like the elephant had a different idea of what play time meant in this case. We just watched a dude get sexually assualted by an elephant.
posted by RustyBrooks at 6:06 PM on June 12


Yes, sexual assault by a baby elephant. How likely is that ? But that is what your eyes saw.

Not mine. I saw affection from a very large and very young animal who could not know its own strength.
posted by y2karl at 9:46 PM on June 12 [3 favorites]


Indeed, a very young animal who had recognized a human being it very much liked and had not seen for some time.
posted by y2karl at 10:00 PM on June 12


Yeah I feel like the elephant had a different idea of what play time meant in this case. We just watched a dude get sexually assualted by an elephant.

Similarly, I was getting warm, fuzzy feelings until I got to the one with the deer. Then all I could think was "uh oh, lyme disease."
posted by fuse theorem at 5:52 AM on June 13


I am filled with jealousy and psychosomatic itching after watching these. I desperately want affection like this from ALL the critters, but my allergies mean hives galore if it were to happen.

Life is unfair.
posted by teleri025 at 7:32 AM on June 13


THIS IS THE BEST POST
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 10:15 AM on June 13 [1 favorite]


Surprised this did not include at least one Sarper Duman video.
posted by picklenickle at 5:12 PM on June 13 [2 favorites]


Thank you; I needed this so bad.
posted by Cat Pie Hurts at 10:55 AM on June 14


I think that the dude playing with the baby elephant may have gotten smacked in the face with baby elephant's other trunk

The fact that in between the laughter he shouted “Is that his wiener?” is a bit of a giveaway. (I read it as excitability, though.)
posted by ambrosen at 2:13 PM on June 16


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