"If I'm being honest, I can’t say I really like Dylan."
September 13, 2018 8:09 PM Subscribe
[F]or reasons I may never be able to fully explain, when Lucas Wiley tells the camera, “Uh, yeah. He shits at Priceless Moments,” to explain why Dylan refuses to use the bathroom at Lucas’ mother’s house, because “squishy toilet seats are like pressing your butt against someone else's butt,” I was struck by two immediate and inexplicable thoughts:From the incomparable Daniel Ortberg, A Taxonomy of Dudes as Inspired by American Vandal.
- This show is going to win a Peabody Award.
- I am going to transition before I grow another year older.
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