Oh, dear.

October 18, 2018 10:31 AM

I need a new bum! Read by The Scottish Granny.

Five delightful minutes for your day.

posted by Adridne (7 comments total)

I want a new bum
One that won't make me sick
One that won't make me crash my car
Or make me feel three feet thick
posted by lumensimus at 10:48 AM on October 18, 2018 [5 favorites]

Obviously, you've got to reference the Wonky Donkey. Hee haw!
posted by amanda at 11:05 AM on October 18, 2018 [2 favorites]

Oh, I love this! Someone on my FB posted her reading The Wonky Donkey and just losing it. She seems like a great gran.
posted by gladly at 11:06 AM on October 18, 2018

The baby looks more into this one: the Wonky Donkey one seemed to be more fun for granny than the kid.

NB: not all Scottish grannies are as much fun as this one. I can't even imagine one of mine saying bum or fart: the word daft was pretty much her limit, and I got the sent-to-bed-without-dinner treatment once for saying hellish.
posted by scruss at 12:08 PM on October 18, 2018

Today, I subscribed to a YouTube channel for the first time. I'd already seen Wonky Donkey, but it wasn't a direct link. Many thanks for providing the source! I hope they keep doing this so I can eventually see the baby be more reactive to his gran. Five month olds aren't terribly interesting on their own.
posted by Ruki at 12:56 PM on October 18, 2018

I suspect grannies are at least as much the target market for this book as are wee bairns, if not more so.
posted by armeowda at 9:40 PM on October 18, 2018

Yay laughing! Thank yew!
posted by eggkeeper at 1:25 AM on October 19, 2018