“[F]rom chocolate chips to Sriracha.”
December 7, 2018 7:59 PM   Subscribe

Just in time for the MetaFilter Cookie Swap, the Washington Post has put together a Holiday Cookie Generator!
(Or, really, an ingredient-based cookie search.)
Mmm, cookies.
posted by Going To Maine (19 comments total) 9 users marked this as a favorite
 
This looks terrific, though I was sure it was going to be related to this tweet I read earlier today from @JanelleCShane: "I trained a neural network on 1,228 types of cookies and apparently these are what cookies sound like to it" (blog post).
posted by Wobbuffet at 8:08 PM on December 7, 2018 [4 favorites]


C is for cookie, that's good enough for me
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me
Oh, cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C
posted by Homo neanderthalensis at 8:20 PM on December 7, 2018 [4 favorites]


I would purchase Sriracha chips.
posted by Greg_Ace at 8:21 PM on December 7, 2018


Probably wouldn't put them in cookies though.
posted by Greg_Ace at 8:21 PM on December 7, 2018


lemon squares are probably not a good choice for cookies that need to be shipped, right? I'd really like to make some.
posted by skewed at 8:25 PM on December 7, 2018


If lemon squares and bars are the same thing, they need to be kept chilled so it's probably not a great fit. Delicious, though.
posted by Going To Maine at 12:16 AM on December 8, 2018


Only three with xantham gum. :(
posted by howfar at 2:04 AM on December 8, 2018


You can ship things that need to be refrigerated, but you'd have to use overnight or 2-day shipping, and pack them with dry ice. Pretty expensive for a batch of cookies.
posted by Autumnheart at 3:05 AM on December 8, 2018


Sugar cookies aren't right without barbecue sauce for dipping. Seriously: break out the Sweet Baby Ray's and try it. It's a bit like Subway cookies and dijon mustard: you'd never know that one needs the other.

 If lemon squares and bars are the same thing, they need to be kept chilled

You use the word “kept” there … they've never made it as far as off the kitchen counter here.
posted by scruss at 4:48 AM on December 8, 2018 [1 favorite]


>:-(

I went with the "incognito" link every time but still hit the paywall. Is this available somewhere else?
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 4:53 AM on December 8, 2018 [1 favorite]


And my holiday baking is going all old-fashioned this year for some reason, to the point that I wrote home and asked for my grandmother's recipe for something. I'm crap at the fancy decorated cookies, so it's all homespun stuff here, the kind of thing that you'd find in a cookie jar in "Little House On The Prairie" or something.
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 4:55 AM on December 8, 2018


MetaFilter: this site uses cookies.
posted by ricochet biscuit at 7:22 AM on December 8, 2018 [3 favorites]


Wow, not single recipe utilizing avocado and/or prunes? What good is it?
posted by Panjandrum at 7:58 AM on December 8, 2018 [1 favorite]


scrolling through this is the most soothing, satisfying thing I've done all week
posted by grandiloquiet at 8:16 AM on December 8, 2018


Only three with xantham gum. :(

The pitch probably over-sells it, but you could try Measure For Measure.
posted by Going To Maine at 9:13 AM on December 8, 2018


Wow, not single recipe utilizing avocado and/or prunes? What good is it?

Let me know if you need my sugarplum recipe. (Not precisely a cookie, but delicious.)
posted by Margalo Epps at 3:17 PM on December 8, 2018


I was being facetious earlier, but sugarplum recipe? Yes, please.
posted by Panjandrum at 3:43 PM on December 8, 2018


Site fails to generate cookies, only recipes. 2/5 stars.
posted by pykrete jungle at 8:30 AM on December 9, 2018


I was being facetious earlier, but sugarplum recipe? Yes, please.

SUGARPLUM RECIPE

1 cup raisins
1 cup bite-size pitted prunes
1 cup dates
1 cup currants
1 cup dried cherries, dried cranberries, or dried apricots
1 cup walnuts
1/2 to 3/4 cup confectioners' sugar
granulated sugar

Using a meat grinder or a food processor, grind the fruit and nuts and mix well. Work into the mixture as much confectioners' sugar as it takes to form 1-inch balls. Roll in granulated sugar, then place on a rack to dry for 24 hours.

This is from Leslie Harpold's advent calender 2006 Dec. 07 This recipe really makes the food processor work hard, so I don't advise doubling it. Halving it should work fine though. I've subbed in a number of dried fruits for the cherries, cranberries, or apricots line, and sometimes the raisin one; each taste a bit different, and as long as you have dates and prunes for stickiness, it seems to work fine.

I've been making these every year with my daughter (and some years my mom, when she's visiting for it). I went my whole childhood thinking sugarplums were fantasy food and it's so neat to be able to actually make them.
posted by Margalo Epps at 11:19 AM on December 9, 2018 [2 favorites]


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