... they didn't stop to think if they should.
January 8, 2019 7:28 AM Subscribe
I heard you needed some placeholder text. Receive the Jeff.
Maybe the next placeholder text generator site could just quote some actual Trump.
Nopesum lipsum.
posted by Fizz at 7:39 AM on January 8, 2019 [21 favorites]
Nopesum lipsum.
posted by Fizz at 7:39 AM on January 8, 2019 [21 favorites]
The incoherence is a feature, not a bug.
posted by SansPoint at 7:42 AM on January 8, 2019 [4 favorites]
posted by SansPoint at 7:42 AM on January 8, 2019 [4 favorites]
What is the beet truck thing from?
posted by Rock Steady at 7:49 AM on January 8, 2019
posted by Rock Steady at 7:49 AM on January 8, 2019
This would be even better if it were all quotes from him goldbluming as himself in interviews, talk show appearances, and his crazy jazz stage show.
posted by straight at 7:54 AM on January 8, 2019 [4 favorites]
posted by straight at 7:54 AM on January 8, 2019 [4 favorites]
Jeff Bridges used this to write parts of his Golden Globes speech.
posted by Emmy Rae at 8:28 AM on January 8, 2019 [2 favorites]
posted by Emmy Rae at 8:28 AM on January 8, 2019 [2 favorites]
for those confused, this "Lorem Jeffsum" is akin to Lorem ipsum
posted by exogenous at 8:29 AM on January 8, 2019
posted by exogenous at 8:29 AM on January 8, 2019
Really sucks that the Idle Thumbs podcast is dead, as the innovators of the Coldblum would have lost their minds over this.
posted by selfnoise at 8:31 AM on January 8, 2019
posted by selfnoise at 8:31 AM on January 8, 2019
The virtual Jeff photos up top make me uneasy: in particular, Jeff seeming to have one very wide continuous tooth in each of his gums.
posted by ricochet biscuit at 8:57 AM on January 8, 2019 [2 favorites]
posted by ricochet biscuit at 8:57 AM on January 8, 2019 [2 favorites]
Rock Steady, the beet truck thing is from this surreally weird Portlandia sketch.
posted by Naberius at 10:04 AM on January 8, 2019 [5 favorites]
posted by Naberius at 10:04 AM on January 8, 2019 [5 favorites]
Must go faster... go, go, go, go, go!
Must go faster... go, go, go, go, go!
I was part of something special.
Do you have any idea how long it takes those cups to decompose.
You really think you can fly that thing?
You're a very talented young man, with your own clever thoughts and ideas.
Do you need a manager?
posted by curious nu at 12:41 PM on January 8, 2019 [2 favorites]
Must go faster... go, go, go, go, go!
I was part of something special.
Do you have any idea how long it takes those cups to decompose.
You really think you can fly that thing?
You're a very talented young man, with your own clever thoughts and ideas.
Do you need a manager?
posted by curious nu at 12:41 PM on January 8, 2019 [2 favorites]
This is highly relevant to my professional and personal interests. Most gracious thanks OP.
All hail the Jeff.
posted by freya_lamb at 4:52 PM on January 8, 2019 [1 favorite]
All hail the Jeff.
posted by freya_lamb at 4:52 PM on January 8, 2019 [1 favorite]
Thank you a million times over for this. I have received the Jeff, and it was the best thing that happened to me today.
posted by Annabelle74 at 6:47 PM on January 8, 2019 [2 favorites]
posted by Annabelle74 at 6:47 PM on January 8, 2019 [2 favorites]
Needs more "Thor: Ragnarok" and "Earth Girls Are Easy" quotes.
posted by panglos at 7:58 PM on January 8, 2019 [1 favorite]
posted by panglos at 7:58 PM on January 8, 2019 [1 favorite]
Awesome, I needed some filler text since I forgot my mantra.
posted by condour75 at 6:10 AM on January 9, 2019
posted by condour75 at 6:10 AM on January 9, 2019
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posted by Termite at 7:37 AM on January 8, 2019