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July 18, 2019 10:05 AM   Subscribe

 
♫ Chicken in a tutu, I know, I know it's not seri-oou-ous ♫
posted by Quindar Beep at 10:15 AM on July 18 [5 favorites]


That is the worst production of Swan Lake I've ever seen.
posted by The Underpants Monster at 10:39 AM on July 18 [8 favorites]


"I named this one Archbishop Desmond."

"Why did you call it tha-- oh."
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 10:59 AM on July 18 [6 favorites]


Of all of the things I do with my chickens, holding them down long enough to get a tutu on them is not ever going to be one of them. But bravo to them for the effort.
posted by Sophie1 at 11:13 AM on July 18 [1 favorite]


I looked, I looked at all of them...and wondered. Cause on the first two links, they were awfully fluffy fluffbirds and putting a bit more artificial fluff just seemed...wha? The third link, however, those chickens posed the house down and it made sense. Plus a bit more style in the tutu design, I'm a chicken tutu snob I guess. Oh and chicken tutu butt, yes!
posted by twentyfeetof tacos at 11:20 AM on July 18 [4 favorites]


I was expecting at least one of these to be a Muppets sketch involving Gonzo.
posted by bile and syntax at 11:27 AM on July 18 [5 favorites]


Chicken. Tutu. Butt.

This will be my new user name.
posted by BlueHorse at 11:39 AM on July 18 [1 favorite]


I'm partial to chickens in pants.
posted by mikeand1 at 11:44 AM on July 18 [5 favorites]


There are chickens wearing tutus
When I see them, I'll say, 'Yoo-hoo'
Birdly ballet simply frou-frou?
Or some evil clucking voodoo?
When they poo poo, do they boo-boo?
And are moo-moos far too koo-koo
For an Aussie kangaroo-roo...
umm, Something something choo-choo.
posted by zaixfeep at 11:55 AM on July 18 [5 favorites]


s/moo-moo/muumuu/ above...
posted by zaixfeep at 12:02 PM on July 18


RESPONSE 1:

Chicken in a tutu,
Cock in a frock.
One is safe to google,
The other one not.

RESPONSE 2:

I see your chicken in a tutu and raise you... Gull found in a korma - I know, I know its serious.
posted by Devonian at 12:22 PM on July 18 [4 favorites]


Noel Coward would be proud, zaixfeep!
posted by The Underpants Monster at 12:27 PM on July 18


Gull found in a korma - I know, I know its serious.

Yours was so much better than mine.
posted by Quindar Beep at 12:55 PM on July 18


I think they look very pretty
posted by supermedusa at 12:59 PM on July 18 [2 favorites]


Cats (2019)

But seriously yes thank you this is good. Also I like how much the first link is secretly "person trying and failing repeatedly to get chickens in tutus".
posted by cortex at 4:16 PM on July 18 [1 favorite]


I’m tempted to do this to my neighbors’ chickens when they wander over to my yard.
posted by mbrubeck at 7:47 PM on July 18 [2 favorites]


Just when I thought they couldn't be more beautiful, they go and are.
posted by waving at 6:17 AM on July 19


I have no idea how these people got their chickens wedged into their tutus, or why.
posted by slogger at 7:18 AM on July 19 [1 favorite]


***IMPORTANT POST UPDATE***
baby chickens wearing cupcake liner tutus
posted by Orange Dinosaur Slide at 7:50 AM on July 19 [3 favorites]


!!!
posted by cortex at 8:12 AM on July 19


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