Ever upwards, ever upwards
April 11, 2020 10:55 AM   Subscribe

Excelsior! The governor's generosity, and leadership, extend into the bedroom. NSFW (is that even a thing now?)
posted by HotToddy (7 comments total) 4 users marked this as a favorite
 
I'm cuomoing!
posted by chavenet at 12:28 PM on April 11, 2020 [11 favorites]


Ever upwards, ever upwards

and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!
posted by AlonzoMosleyFBI at 12:37 PM on April 11, 2020 [10 favorites]


Hoo boy! *fans self* Now do Bill and Chirlane right after the election in 2013. Bonus points for Christine Quinn cameo, where she's actually secretly glad she didn't win.
posted by unknowncommand at 3:16 PM on April 11, 2020 [1 favorite]


Not worth an FPP of its own, but sufficiently related to this one: Czech nudists told to wear face masks by police.
posted by sjswitzer at 3:55 PM on April 11, 2020 [2 favorites]


So there is Andrew Cuomo fan-fiction now?
posted by hwestiii at 6:20 PM on April 11, 2020 [1 favorite]


"He used his banana-like hands...."

excellent.
posted by storybored at 9:10 PM on April 11, 2020 [2 favorites]


He had the most prominent pecs and nipples, no piercings.

This broke the spell of realism for me
posted by Morpeth at 8:52 AM on April 12, 2020 [1 favorite]


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