I don’t know what I expected
September 12, 2020 4:58 PM   Subscribe

@UnsolicitedDiks posts dik pics.
posted by Going To Maine (14 comments total) 7 users marked this as a favorite
 
I feel somehow like clicking through on the link I actually solicited the dik pics.
posted by hippybear at 5:17 PM on September 12 [3 favorites]


There's a song about this...
posted by rikschell at 5:29 PM on September 12


This is the first thing that has tempted me to join Twitter.
posted by biogeo at 5:41 PM on September 12 [2 favorites]


ironically diks are monogamous


you want some antelope action? go to the lecherous lechwes that do lek mating.
posted by lalochezia at 5:44 PM on September 12


Say goodnight, dik.
this was about as dirty as you got to be on TV in the 60s
posted by oneswellfoop at 6:02 PM on September 12


Might as well face it, you're a dikdik to love
posted by The otter lady at 6:16 PM on September 12 [19 favorites]


ironically diks are monogamous


Not ironic! What it means to be a dik is distorted by patriarchy.
posted by medusa at 6:20 PM on September 12 [3 favorites]


In what becomes less of a whimsical story every time I share it, the first time I was in the field (only female, youngest, etc.) my professor gave me one of the walkie talkies and told me to alert the other car every time we saw a dikdik. Everyone giggled every time. There are a lot of dikdiks on the road between Nairobi and Turkana.
posted by ChuraChura at 6:29 PM on September 12 [4 favorites]


These dik picks. Were they taken in New Zealand?
posted by bartleby at 6:46 PM on September 12


Oddly that was EXACTLY what I thought it would be. But I’ve got a zoology degree...
posted by caution live frogs at 9:31 PM on September 12 [5 favorites]


<3 <3 <3
posted by Too-Ticky at 5:14 AM on September 13


I had a job with two Dicks. I know, I know-but wait- Their last names were Wack and Plenus.

Wack worked for Hitachi and Plenus for Intel. They sold us chips and cables. Their names going over the intercom was too much for us high school kids in the basement assembling protocol converters and productivity suffered.

I doubt anything on Metafilter will ever make me remember that again.
posted by Mr. Yuck at 11:00 AM on September 13 [2 favorites]


This is the best twitter account
posted by scruss at 11:09 AM on September 13


Years and years ago I was on a first date with a sweet, sheltered, evangelical Christian woman. (I was, at the time, a sweet, evangelical Christian guy--rather than the cynical liberal Christian guy I am now.) We were strolling through the San Antonio Zoo and walked up to get a closer look at an animal I couldn't identify. "What is that? I don't think I've seen one before" I asked. She found the identification sign and started giggling. "What's so funny?" "Oh, it's (giggle)...I just...(tee he)...I think you should look for yourself." The animal was, of course, Kirk's dik-dik.

My first name is Kirk.
posted by Pater Aletheias at 12:02 PM on September 13 [8 favorites]


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