A background noise generator that truly has it all
September 17, 2021 11:46 AM   Subscribe

 
Ah, the relaxing tones of being in a casino's coffee shop while it catches on fire...
posted by mittens at 12:07 PM on September 17, 2021 [9 favorites]


...and the dentist office with nuclear siren.
posted by MtDewd at 12:17 PM on September 17, 2021 [3 favorites]


I find church bells with nuclear siren to be calming and atmospheric...
posted by jim in austin at 12:19 PM on September 17, 2021 [2 favorites]


I love this!

Also, I find that zombie invasion goes well with just about everything else. Playground? The kids are still playing when the outbreak pours onto the streets. Office? You're in a third floor office when the chaos breaks out down below. Church bells? Just ominous. Construction? They're desperately trying construct barricades. Spaceship? The alien invaders probably caused this. Volcano? Sure, why not, it's the apocalypse after all.
posted by treepour at 12:54 PM on September 17, 2021


So was this ambient chaos…planned?
posted by TedW at 1:29 PM on September 17, 2021


No thunderstorms. :(
posted by Lafe at 2:45 PM on September 17, 2021 [5 favorites]


If you play the zombie invasion and the marching band at the same volume it sounds like a really big protest march, with a lot of distant hollering and a drum circle. (Shouldn't a zombie invasion have more undead voices groaning for braaains? I feel the zombies themselves were under-represented!)
posted by Ursula Hitler at 3:03 PM on September 17, 2021 [4 favorites]


Those recordings were, sadly, not recovered.
posted by seanmpuckett at 3:10 PM on September 17, 2021 [2 favorites]


Alien Ship + Hunted Dungeon = a New Sigur Rós LP.
posted by Richard Upton Pickman at 3:57 PM on September 17, 2021 [6 favorites]


Coffeeshop+Crime Scene+Train Station+Traffic+Couple Arguing+ Construction is kind of nice if you've, say, been spending too much time in your much too quiet suburban house and you're looking for "City" on the cheap.

(I just returned from a long-ish stay in New York, and it's weird how much you can miss noise when you return to its absence)
posted by thivaia at 4:25 PM on September 17, 2021 [4 favorites]


Proving once again that everything is better with lofi beats.
posted by PueExMachina at 4:35 PM on September 17, 2021 [4 favorites]


Coffeeshop+Crime Scene+Train Station+Traffic+Couple Arguing+ Construction

Yep, pretty much my place at night. Just needs motorcycles and police chopper.
posted by No Robots at 8:26 PM on September 17, 2021 [1 favorite]


I find church bells with nuclear siren to be calming and atmospheric...
For the last few minutes of life as we know it, anyway ...
posted by milnews.ca at 4:07 AM on September 18, 2021 [3 favorites]


Coffee Shop + LoFi Beats + Beehive FTW
posted by ersatzkat at 9:46 AM on September 20, 2021


Context is really awesome here because campfire by itself is very relaxing, but campfire + nuclear siren + crime scene is downright apocalyptic.
posted by traveler_ at 1:50 PM on September 20, 2021


I'm actually in the hospital right now, so for the heck of it I hit the "Hospital" button. It was really convincing!

I turned it off after a minute, though, for fear of disappearing down some sort of recursive loop.
posted by webmutant at 5:08 PM on September 22, 2021


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