Miss Germany says 'Ja!'
February 20, 2003 9:20 PM   Subscribe

Miss Germany wants to disarm Saddam - uhm - the old fashioned way. Would you give it up for peace? Would you lay down (for) the ... ultimate sacrifice? Miss Germany seems to say "Ja!" ... from India via Pakistan (if that isn't a sign that peace is possible, I don't know what is ...)
posted by Jos Bleau (23 comments total)
Ah, ok, if a prostitute can help avoid a war, so be it.

Maybe I shouldn't call her a prostitute - its late, I'm tired, the story took me by suprise. Shall we just call her a bawd, callet, call girl, camp follower, cocotte, cruiser, drab, fille de joie, harlot, hooker, hustler, joy girl, meretrix, moll, nightwalker, party girl, pom-pom girl, poule, quean, sporting girl, street girl, streetwalker, tomato, or whore?
posted by tomplus2 at 9:36 PM on February 20, 2003

He he hee, Germans sure are crazy!
posted by mr. man at 9:42 PM on February 20, 2003

hell, i'd give him a handjob if it'd avert this mess.
posted by donkeyschlong at 9:47 PM on February 20, 2003

so if they loaded her up with herpes first, would that be biological warfare?
posted by condour75 at 9:52 PM on February 20, 2003

Prior to Gulf I, wasn't there an Italian MP-cum-pornstar (sorry) who offered Saddam something near and dear to her if he pulled out of Kuwait?
posted by trondant at 9:55 PM on February 20, 2003

tom+: you forgot 'groupie'. ;-P
posted by mischief at 10:01 PM on February 20, 2003

hell, i'd give him a handjob if it'd avert this mess.
posted by donkeyschlong at 9:47 PM PST on February 20

my, uh, region is a little, um, unstable.
posted by Ignatius J. Reilly at 10:06 PM on February 20, 2003

And strumpet, lot lizard, town bicycle, slut.

I read where the Eskimo have lots and lots of words for snow...

OP: Ignatius: tell it to your local weiner vendor ;)
posted by trondant at 10:09 PM on February 20, 2003

call her a lady of expansive sensibility.
posted by juv3nal at 10:11 PM on February 20, 2003

C'mon juv3nal, a Vegetarian???

That is too funny. Now what?

I love it that Ms. Germany [sorry, Miss] has quite the slavic name.

Good for her though. Maybe she can ask Saddam if he'll just resign along with the 10 layers of secret service underneath him?

Well, it was a good pipe dream.
posted by alicesshoe at 10:32 PM on February 20, 2003

i wonder if rumsfeld offered up any extra-curricular favors back in the eighties? i bet he did.
posted by specialk420 at 10:40 PM on February 20, 2003

If it were that easy I'd be out of a job.
posted by WolfDaddy at 11:09 PM on February 20, 2003

meanwhile... the weapons inspectors have some interesting assessments of the intel they are being provided by the US:

"garbage after garbage after garbage."
posted by specialk420 at 11:15 PM on February 20, 2003

another forgotten one...Door knob
posted by SweetIceT at 11:16 PM on February 20, 2003

I would just like to say to Miss Germany that I, too, have been hiding lots of weapons of mass destruction in my basement, but I think that if she paid me a visit, we could avoid any uneccessary conflict.

But be it known that the Democratic Namespan Republic is fully capable of standing up to imperialist regimes...
posted by namespan at 11:25 PM on February 20, 2003

I don't know how seriously I'd take the Miss Germany pageant...what the hell's the deal with Mr. & Mrs. Mouse and their unattached Elephant friend? And what's with the effeminate Charlie Chaplin?
posted by filmgoerjuan at 12:43 AM on February 21, 2003

Could one of the frustrated adolescents who has contributed so far point out exactly where Miss Germany says she is going to be offering sexual favours to Saddam? (I hope, in particular, that German libel laws can kick tomplus2 up the arse.)

I just find it quite heart-warming that a beauty queen takes the 'I want to work with children and for world peace' schtick seriously.
posted by riviera at 4:00 AM on February 21, 2003

posted by walrus at 6:22 AM on February 21, 2003

Where does it say she wants to fuck him?
posted by signal at 7:07 AM on February 21, 2003

yep, you're right. I was reacting to the headline posted on mefi, not the story.

There is a history to beauty queens / stars who try to get involved with politics. She might not have any sexual intentions whatsover. My bad, sorry.
posted by tomplus2 at 7:47 AM on February 21, 2003

Make love, not war!
posted by Foosnark at 8:17 AM on February 21, 2003

During the run-up to the Gulf War of 1991 an Italian actress offered to sleep with Saddam Hussein if he surrendered. Germany hopes to succeed where Italy failed.

I think that's where it comes from signal and riviera. It's obviously sensationalism, but if it wasn't, this would be a lot funnier:

In this she has the same aims as German Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder, and according to opinion polls, most of German people.

Dirty, dirty Germans!
posted by Samsonov14 at 8:41 AM on February 21, 2003

Samsonov14, hee! I must admit that I clicked on this thread with some trepidation, fearing a lot of "how typical, those goddamn Germans are a bunch of Saddam-lovin' idiots, now do you see why we shouldn't give a damn what Old Europe thinks" type comments. Way to go, MeFites, for not delivering those! Maybe we are evolving as a subculture.....
posted by Raya at 10:27 AM on February 21, 2003

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