213 Things
March 17, 2004 10:51 AM   Subscribe

The 213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the US Army are outlined here for all the world to enjoy... I just wish that I understood all the lingo. Still funny as hell, though. [Via Airbag]
posted by silusGROK (17 comments total) 1 user marked this as a favorite
Metafilter's really becoming "Look at this forward I missed back in 1997" lately.
posted by dmd at 10:58 AM on March 17, 2004

posted by Irontom at 10:59 AM on March 17, 2004

posted by 2sheets at 11:11 AM on March 17, 2004

I got to #23 before I started laughing out loud. Well worth a repost.
posted by fenriq at 11:21 AM on March 17, 2004

This is skippy's third goround.

But I must admit it's funny every time.
posted by konolia at 11:24 AM on March 17, 2004

My gut hurts from this list. Thanks for the laughs
posted by Be'lal at 11:27 AM on March 17, 2004

214. Must search to ensure no one else has previously posted the same link, because not doing so is an act of terrorism.
215. Must self righteously chastise others for their terrorist leanings when they double post a link.
posted by rudyfink at 11:31 AM on March 17, 2004


Sorry folks... they used a different URL, and until the search function works properly, I'm just going to rely on the URL check in the posting area. I read Metfilter religiously... but still don't have every post committed to memory.


At least it's a funny double (or triple) post.
posted by silusGROK at 11:31 AM on March 17, 2004

*actually, I'm not a Mets fan. I read Metafilter religiously.
posted by silusGROK at 11:34 AM on March 17, 2004

I got this in my email a few months ago, and I can tell you, it's worth the read. Why? Because if you send a link to that page to ten people, a gift certificate from Outback Steakhouse magically appears on your screen at exactly 8:05 PM! I swear, it happened to me! This really works! Oh, and some guy named goatse called, he wants his year back. (whatever that means.)
posted by bradth27 at 11:35 AM on March 17, 2004

Don't fret about it, Silas. If you're going to accidentally repost something, you could do far worse than this. Haven't looked at Skippy's list in a while and it is still a hoot.
posted by Joey Michaels at 11:48 AM on March 17, 2004

The Irish MPs are not after 'Me frosted lucky charms'.

Worth it for that alone.

Nice work.
posted by Frasermoo at 12:00 PM on March 17, 2004

I needed a chuckle today. Thanks.
posted by subgenius at 5:02 PM on March 17, 2004

52."Not allowed to yell 'Take that Cobra' at the rifle range."

posted by leotrotsky at 5:27 PM on March 17, 2004

If you hadn't double (or triple, whatever) posted this, I never would have seen it, so thanks! :) Definitely made my day.

95. "I am not in need of a more suitable host body."

posted by catfood at 5:38 PM on March 17, 2004

I would've liked to have been in this guy's unit for the sheer entertainment value.
posted by alumshubby at 5:50 PM on March 17, 2004

176. Any device that can crawl across the table on medium, does not need to be brought into the office.

posted by cx at 7:25 PM on March 17, 2004

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