Mission Accomplished

October 21, 2004 12:30 PM

"They can spin this any way they want, but a win is a win."
Four minutes into the debate, Mr. O'Reilly declares Mr. Bush the winner and abruptly excuses himself, saying, "I've got a few phone calls to make."
posted by quonsar (13 comments total)

Heh.
posted by cortex at 12:41 PM on October 21, 2004

Oh sure, it's all fun and games now, but wait until it actually happens.
posted by orange swan at 12:48 PM on October 21, 2004

I don't know. After downloading a clip of that fourth debate (linked here and here), I'd have to say that Kerry won that one also.
posted by strangeleftydoublethink at 12:59 PM on October 21, 2004

If this Borowitz guy were any good at fake news, he'd be working for the Daily Show or the Onion...

More Bor: O'Reilly? No, Really!, heh, heh, heh, he said "pole"... and Swift Boat Lesbians!!! (SFW).
posted by wendell at 1:13 PM on October 21, 2004

I agree with cortex.

Except for that first "H."
posted by soyjoy at 2:21 PM on October 21, 2004

Is eh the middle ground between heh and meh?
posted by cortex at 4:34 PM on October 21, 2004

He appears frequently on CNN's American Morning. That should tell you all you need to know.
posted by loquax at 5:25 PM on October 21, 2004

Actually, i think they might have taken him off American Morning. I haven't seen him on in ages.
posted by amberglow at 5:32 PM on October 21, 2004

I think they had him matching "wits" with Donna Brazile and Jonah Goldberg on CNN. Ouch.
posted by davidmsc at 5:51 PM on October 21, 2004

Is eh the middle ground between heh and meh?

yeh.
posted by soyjoy at 7:01 PM on October 21, 2004

i can't beleive this is still here. i only posted it to goad recklaw.
posted by quonsar at 7:56 PM on October 21, 2004

Excellent work, then, quonsar (other than accidentally *cough* misspelling the user's name).

If nothing else, it generated a fine Reason For Deletion.
posted by soyjoy at 8:30 PM on October 21, 2004

I have a large election, isn't it pretty?
posted by Slagman at 8:13 AM on October 22, 2004