Batman=smart, Superman=superpowerful
January 6, 2005 10:45 AM Subscribe
Today's weird correction from the NY Times (reg required, of course). More fuel for the old "who would win in a fight, Superman or Batman?" debate.
Sorry, make sure you scroll down to the last correction.
posted by braun_richard at 10:50 AM on January 6, 2005
posted by braun_richard at 10:50 AM on January 6, 2005
Here's the text:
• An obituary of the innovative comic-page illustrator Will Eisner yesterday included an imprecise comparison in some copies between his character the Spirit and others, including Batman. Unlike Superman and some other heroes of the comics, Batman relied on intelligence and skill, not supernatural powers.
You know there was some freelance Times copyeditor who sent a terse email from his Mom's basement about this.
posted by robocop is bleeding at 10:51 AM on January 6, 2005
• An obituary of the innovative comic-page illustrator Will Eisner yesterday included an imprecise comparison in some copies between his character the Spirit and others, including Batman. Unlike Superman and some other heroes of the comics, Batman relied on intelligence and skill, not supernatural powers.
You know there was some freelance Times copyeditor who sent a terse email from his Mom's basement about this.
posted by robocop is bleeding at 10:51 AM on January 6, 2005
So they're saying Superman is an unskilled dullard? He's gonna go Krypton on someone's ass when he hears about this.
posted by picea at 10:55 AM on January 6, 2005
posted by picea at 10:55 AM on January 6, 2005
Batman relied on intelligence and skill, not supernatural powers.
And a buttload of money. Goddamn meritocracy. Excuse me while I write a letter to the Times.
posted by bibliowench at 11:13 AM on January 6, 2005
And a buttload of money. Goddamn meritocracy. Excuse me while I write a letter to the Times.
posted by bibliowench at 11:13 AM on January 6, 2005
oops. Please insert "my ass" after "meritocracy."
posted by bibliowench at 11:14 AM on January 6, 2005
posted by bibliowench at 11:14 AM on January 6, 2005
This reminds me of the time in the summer of 2003 (movie release season, natch) when the CNN quickpoll was "Who would win in a fight: The Terminator or The Hulk?" (Answer, wisely shared by the masses: Hulk smash.)
posted by logovisual at 11:21 AM on January 6, 2005
posted by logovisual at 11:21 AM on January 6, 2005
So, Batman carries Kryptonite in his bat utility belt?
posted by caddis at 11:28 AM on January 6, 2005
posted by caddis at 11:28 AM on January 6, 2005
I thought Batman swore never to kill anyone though... so I can't imagine him killing Superman with Kryptonite.
posted by banished at 11:42 AM on January 6, 2005
posted by banished at 11:42 AM on January 6, 2005
I am such a humongous, flaming superhero comics geek
posted by XQUZYPHYR at 2:34 PM EST on January 6
I kid because I love :D
Also, note that my use of the semi-derogative adjective 'flaming' is not in any way related to latent homophobia. Especially if AlexReynolds is around.
posted by cyrusdogstar at 11:42 AM on January 6, 2005
posted by XQUZYPHYR at 2:34 PM EST on January 6
I kid because I love :D
Also, note that my use of the semi-derogative adjective 'flaming' is not in any way related to latent homophobia. Especially if AlexReynolds is around.
posted by cyrusdogstar at 11:42 AM on January 6, 2005
Wouldn't kryptonite in the utility belt give Batman cancer of the 'nads, like Luthor got in his hand from his kryptonite ring?
On preview: I never read comics, ever, and never will again.
posted by Sparx at 11:50 AM on January 6, 2005
On preview: I never read comics, ever, and never will again.
posted by Sparx at 11:50 AM on January 6, 2005
Sparx: If you think Batman isn't wearing a lead cup, you're fooling yourself.
posted by logovisual at 12:06 PM on January 6, 2005
posted by logovisual at 12:06 PM on January 6, 2005
Wouldn't kryptonite in the utility belt give Batman cancer of the 'nads
Not if the kryptonite is in a protective lead casing.
posted by Arch Stanton at 12:06 PM on January 6, 2005
Not if the kryptonite is in a protective lead casing.
posted by Arch Stanton at 12:06 PM on January 6, 2005
He's got it sealed in lead, while Luthor kept his out in the open. Bats doesn't want Superman to get sick everytime they show up at the JLA office parties together.
posted by robocop is bleeding at 12:11 PM on January 6, 2005
posted by robocop is bleeding at 12:11 PM on January 6, 2005
Thanks for clearing that up, guys. I think we'll all sleep just a bit better knowing that the Batster's swimmers and wedding tackle are going to be just fine.
posted by Sparx at 12:15 PM on January 6, 2005
posted by Sparx at 12:15 PM on January 6, 2005
Someone was going to say this anyway, so...
Marge: There's someone here who wants to talk with you.
Homer (exitedly): Is it Batman?
Marge: No, it's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist.
I always knew that Simpsons dialogue wasn't really a joke.
posted by mowglisambo at 12:19 PM on January 6, 2005
Marge: There's someone here who wants to talk with you.
Homer (exitedly): Is it Batman?
Marge: No, it's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist.
I always knew that Simpsons dialogue wasn't really a joke.
posted by mowglisambo at 12:19 PM on January 6, 2005
If one is going to say that Batman could beat Superman in a fight because he can use kryptonite, then one might as well say that anyone on earth can beat Superman in a fight via the same means.
posted by rushmc at 1:13 PM on January 6, 2005
posted by rushmc at 1:13 PM on January 6, 2005
The Batman correction isn't the only funny one. Notice the Department of Mental Retardation correction near the top?
posted by The Thnikkaman at 1:15 PM on January 6, 2005
posted by The Thnikkaman at 1:15 PM on January 6, 2005
If one is going to say that Batman could beat Superman in a fight because he can use kryptonite, then one might as well say that anyone on earth can beat Superman in a fight via the same means.
Yes, but they wouldn't brood properly afterwards.
posted by Cyrano at 1:19 PM on January 6, 2005
Yes, but they wouldn't brood properly afterwards.
posted by Cyrano at 1:19 PM on January 6, 2005
If one is going to say that Batman could beat Superman in a fight because he can use kryptonite, then one might as well say that anyone on earth can beat Superman in a fight via the same means.
I don't know, you still need to have some agility and quickness.
posted by jefbla at 1:53 PM on January 6, 2005
I don't know, you still need to have some agility and quickness.
posted by jefbla at 1:53 PM on January 6, 2005
Agility and quickness?
We'll just have Lance Armstrong chase Superman down with a kryptonite bike. That'll save Earth!
posted by spinifex23 at 2:17 PM on January 6, 2005
We'll just have Lance Armstrong chase Superman down with a kryptonite bike. That'll save Earth!
posted by spinifex23 at 2:17 PM on January 6, 2005
And Lance already beat the testicular cancer once! No lead casing needed!
posted by bDiddy at 2:24 PM on January 6, 2005
posted by bDiddy at 2:24 PM on January 6, 2005
Metafilter: Could beat cancer (or Superman) with enough prep time.
posted by logovisual at 2:27 PM on January 6, 2005
posted by logovisual at 2:27 PM on January 6, 2005
Not likely, for a number of reasons:
1. We don't have the resources to get our own kryptonite.
2. We don't have the name recognition to successfully beat Superman.
Face it people, if anyone was going to beat Superman, kryptonite-style, it'd have to be someone big. Like, Lex Luthor big. And since Luthor can't do it, no villain will. However, Batman, being not a villain, can beat him down.
Also, Batman is awesome.
posted by graventy at 2:33 PM on January 6, 2005
1. We don't have the resources to get our own kryptonite.
2. We don't have the name recognition to successfully beat Superman.
Face it people, if anyone was going to beat Superman, kryptonite-style, it'd have to be someone big. Like, Lex Luthor big. And since Luthor can't do it, no villain will. However, Batman, being not a villain, can beat him down.
Also, Batman is awesome.
posted by graventy at 2:33 PM on January 6, 2005
Superman's powers aren't supernatural, they derive from the yellow sun of Earth, and the difference in gravity between Krypton and Earth!
Now Dr. Strange, his powers are supernatural.
If one is going to say that Batman could beat Superman in a fight because he can use kryptonite, then one might as well say that anyone on earth can beat Superman in a fight via the same means.
No way. In The Dark Knight Returns, it's trickiness, scientific genius, unparalleled strategery, and downright orneriness that defeated Superman. Ok, the Kryptonite helped, but who else could have pulled it off, I ask you? Nobody, that's who!
Now, to quote The Onion:
"When you are ready to have a serious conversation about Green Lantern, you have my e-mail address."
posted by Hildago at 3:33 PM on January 6, 2005
Now Dr. Strange, his powers are supernatural.
If one is going to say that Batman could beat Superman in a fight because he can use kryptonite, then one might as well say that anyone on earth can beat Superman in a fight via the same means.
No way. In The Dark Knight Returns, it's trickiness, scientific genius, unparalleled strategery, and downright orneriness that defeated Superman. Ok, the Kryptonite helped, but who else could have pulled it off, I ask you? Nobody, that's who!
Now, to quote The Onion:
"When you are ready to have a serious conversation about Green Lantern, you have my e-mail address."
posted by Hildago at 3:33 PM on January 6, 2005
The film coming out this summer shows just HOW rich Bruce Wayne is. Like, way beyond Trump. (Geez, can you see Trump running around in that outfit?) It's true - that enormous wealth is the REAL superpower.
posted by humannature at 5:27 PM on January 6, 2005
posted by humannature at 5:27 PM on January 6, 2005
Yeah, but The Flash could beat both Batman and Superman in a footrace.
That said, George W. Bush could beat any of these guys in an election.
And that's kinda sad.
posted by Darkman at 10:09 PM on January 6, 2005
That said, George W. Bush could beat any of these guys in an election.
And that's kinda sad.
posted by Darkman at 10:09 PM on January 6, 2005
No way. In The Dark Knight Returns, it's trickiness, scientific genius, unparalleled strategery, and downright orneriness that defeated Superman. Ok, the Kryptonite helped, but who else could have pulled it off, I ask you? Nobody, that's who!
And because superman has been massively weakened by being at ground zero for a nuclear explosion and has only had limited access to sunlight due to the dust thrown up by it. Plus Batman has help.
posted by biffa at 1:43 AM on January 7, 2005
And because superman has been massively weakened by being at ground zero for a nuclear explosion and has only had limited access to sunlight due to the dust thrown up by it. Plus Batman has help.
posted by biffa at 1:43 AM on January 7, 2005
I bet Jean Loring could kill Superman.
posted by austinspace at 2:36 PM on January 7, 2005
posted by austinspace at 2:36 PM on January 7, 2005
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