dude. look, i love you, ok?
February 14, 2005 9:13 AM   Subscribe

the other night
after eating chili
i ripped a pretty good one.
i lifted the blanket
to trap your head
and remembered
you weren't there.
i miss you.
Valentine's Poetry from Pamie.com
posted by Robot Johnny (10 comments total)

Pamie's site has been linked here before, but not these poems in particular. 'Tis the season...
posted by Robot Johnny at 9:14 AM on February 14, 2005

Stupid dog.
posted by Specklet at 9:35 AM on February 14, 2005

hey, tonight for valentine's day, could you wear this?
ooh, thanks.
oh, and can I call you justice ginsberg?

I just sent this one to my Valentine.

I bet I'll get lucky tonight!
posted by Floydd at 9:55 AM on February 14, 2005

Here are the entries for 2002, 2003, and 2004.

Here's another good valentine entry from Wendy at Pound, one of Pamie's fellow damnhellasskings.
posted by amarynth at 10:12 AM on February 14, 2005

Thanks for the addtional links, amarynth!
posted by Robot Johnny at 10:18 AM on February 14, 2005

reminds me a bit of some of brautigan's love poems... for example:


Everybody wants to go to bed
with everybody else, they're
lined up for blocks, so I'll
go to bed with you. They won't
miss us.


30 Cents, Two Transfers, Love

Thinking hard about you
I got on the bus
and paid 30 cents car fare
and asked the driver for two transfers
before discovering
that I was

for more examples: Go Here
posted by dj_fraudulent at 10:48 AM on February 14, 2005

What is this?
M and fucking M's?
Here's the god damn watch I bought you.
Check the time.

Time to get a job, fucker.

posted by brheavy at 11:18 AM on February 14, 2005

I can't wait anymore.
This is torture.
I'm in hell
Waiting for you.
I just want to shout
To this giant crowd of people
"How hard is it to make a latte, f*ckers?"
I love you, coffee.

Heh. I enjoyed these.
posted by onlyconnect at 12:26 PM on February 14, 2005

i have been missing pamie since she shut down her site a few years ago. wow, apparently she brought it back. how nice.

thanks for bringing that funny, funny girl back for me.
posted by Jonasio at 12:44 PM on February 14, 2005

As a barista, I will tell you that it is very easy to make a latte, and not so easy to make a good one.

Especially when you fuckers want it tall skinny with 2 splendas, no foam and sugarfree white chocolate (2 and a half pumps ONLY) stirred counterclockwise for 3 rotations and steamed to 150 degrees. Not 151.

So take it easy on the coffee guys.
posted by lazaruslong at 10:04 PM on February 14, 2005

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