Write a lot of these?

November 7, 2005 12:08 PM

The Dysfunctional Family Letter Generator.
posted by C17H19NO3 (8 comments total)

This would be a lot funnier if I hadn't been drafting something similar in my head for a couple of months now.
posted by S.C. at 12:30 PM on November 7, 2005

I'd have so much less to moan about if the text lined up with the lines on the page after you hit submit. Hmm, I might write a letter about it ...
posted by devbrain at 12:48 PM on November 7, 2005

So close-ended madlibs? Madness!
posted by panoptican at 12:50 PM on November 7, 2005

My dysfunctional family member is dyslexic, so I get the phonecalls instead.
posted by Artw at 1:01 PM on November 7, 2005

Screw you too, "Dr." Chinese. See you at the reunion.
posted by Marnie at 1:20 PM on November 7, 2005

I prefer the classics:
"Dear baby, welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You."
posted by Smedleyman at 1:24 PM on November 7, 2005

I think one of my colleagues uses this to produce office memos, but I can't be sure. I never read them.
posted by gesamtkunstwerk at 4:45 PM on November 7, 2005

That's not dysfunctional, that's just a lame attempt at generic form letter rudeness. You want dysfunctional, watch the talk shows like Jerry Springer, Maury Povich, etc.
posted by keptwench at 5:44 AM on November 8, 2005